two-na (Aug 15, 2004)
Hi, here is an idea to start a bit of an experimental subject. It's something that may reach the modern audience--
What do you dislike? anything that comes to mind. I dislike how I feel seperate from everybody else when we are on a constant pyramid of growth that organizes larger to hugel and smaller to one(ie., atoms to molecules to humans, what next?) well anyway I think i'd be happy if i found someone who would feel the same way I do appologies if this creates negative emotions someone say what you dislike, let's talk about it >;3 |
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PolythenePam (Aug 15, 2004)
I dislike...Avacadoes, religion.
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JackSprat (Aug 15, 2004)
I dislike religious avocados....they're always coming to my door, trying to convert me....telling me my turkey sandwich would be much better with them on it........and asparagus....I hate asparagus.....
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misterjimsan (Aug 15, 2004)
politicians, chemistry, asymptotes...do those count? perhaps the increase in formulaic special effects driven movies where plot and dialogue are mere afterthoughts...
there's definitely more i dislike, but this will do for now |
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DeadlyBlondeArcher (Aug 15, 2004)
I dislike paying income taxes, I dislike the seatbelt law, weak coffee, weak men, fishing when the fish aren't biting... stuff like that.
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furyofroy (Aug 15, 2004)
I dislike Bush. I dislike homophobes.. I dislike people who use the letters u and r instead of the words "you" and "are". I really dislike it when people try to push their religion on other people, especially on the internet, where free speech and free expression reign supreme.
I dislike mushrooms. |
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sal (Aug 16, 2004)
i dislike horses...
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15grifficorntears (Aug 16, 2004)
i dislike overly religious people, preps, deep dark water, A-1 barbque sause, homophobes, and people who don't listen to what other people have to say.
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Hakkai (Aug 16, 2004)
I dislike people saying that they were going to leave for good and then come back after a few days/weeks/months. I dislike attention seekers who think they have to whine and complain for attention. I don't like Soy beans, rotten food, carrots, beans, eggplants, eggs, fish eggs, melons, apples, and bananas. I REALLY dislike bug bites and stings. I don't like people telling me things that I don't like to hear, and convincing me that they're right when they're really wrong. I have a small "I-don't-like" list of people. I hate fighting with MSE, although thats really rare. <3 I hate pain and itchy-ness. I hate feeling dirty and messed up. I hate not being able to go out when I want to. I hate alot of things. I hate shrinks. I Hate people who act like they're big, but are really unworth and inexperienced. I dislike noise or music blasting to high that I can't even hear my own music.
MOST of all, I hate people telling me what to do when I really don't think its vital for me and people pulling me away from whatever I was doing to do something else. I <3 Mushrooms and A-1 Sauce. o_O;; I <3 tummy rubs and MSE. |
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davincipoppalag (Aug 16, 2004)
I dislike whiners, and liars. I dislike brussels sprouts and mushrooms. I mostly dislike self-centered people who have no concern for others. I dislike not having enough money to tell my job to kiss off.
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Zinc (edited Aug 16, 2004)
i dislike cancer. i dislike a certain degree of idiots. i dislike people who get overly emotional on the internet. i dislike people asking me asl. i dislike a certain ragnarok server that continuously deletes/wipes characters. i dislike liver, eggs, oranges, soybeans, overdue soybean milk, and tofu. i dislike a number of shows on adultswim. i dislike spongebob. i dislike being bored. i dislike hypocrites, not including myself :). i dislike cancer somemore. i dislike slacking off.. but i do it all the time :/. i dislike mtv. i dislike stress. i dislike annoying people. i dislike not disliking more than what hakkai has mentioned. i dislike hakkai's reply. i dislike cancer. [edited because i can't spell for utter useless piece of shit crap.]
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Anna (Aug 16, 2004)
*hides her icon from Armando* :P
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Ty854 (edited May 9, 2005)
I dislike... stale cereal, Ashlee Simpson, cats, horses, movies about horses, teachers (Especially math teachers), People who take everything litteraly, Macaroni and cheese...and umm... oh, and Ice-t (The person and the drink).
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two-na (Aug 16, 2004)
I hate when you have to make a compromise in order to communicate or cooperate with others like when making music. I hate not being able to stick up for myself when it is best to remain appropriate. I hate when others think it is okay to use violence, or think it is okay to treat you unequally, or reinstating racial hatred by using 'the n word' if they are black or wolf-packing with their friends.
I hate how if there is the slightest bit of 'strangeness' in something I do, someone will try to make me feel like less of a person. |
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emmamommalag (Aug 16, 2004)
Among other things, I dislike discussing my dislikes.
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Zinc (Aug 16, 2004)
Anna, :(. See if i ever grant you space. And good call, Ty. i dislike ashlee too.
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concannon (Aug 16, 2004)
I dislike homophobes, I dislike racists. I dislike people who flaunt their religion. I horribly dislike people with no common sense. I dislike people who say they hate the human race as a whole. I dislike people who say self-destructive things simply for attention, because they worry me for no reason. I dislike most alcohol and alcoholic drinks, I dislike noodles except for Ramen, I dislike rice. I dislike rap.
I dislike bigots and hypocrites. I dislike people who can't take a hint and shut up. |
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Fin_beast (Aug 16, 2004)
I dislike religion. I dislike people trying to push their religion onto other people. I dislike the effects of religion(mainly conflict). I dislike small children. I dislike itchy pubes. I dislike feeling harsh after a party. I dislike people who piss me off. I dislike people who think a stem cells shouldn't be used to develop research for cures for deadly conditions, viruses and diseases. I dislike normal people who feel like they need to be exactly the same as their friends. I dislike people who think they are superior to everyone else. Like Armando, I dislike cancer.
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Gothic_Otaku (Aug 16, 2004)
I dislike:
cancer sun asparagus rap hypocrits girly girls gamecube pineapple meningitis smoking drinking drugs crappy movies, among other things. But I especially dislike people who don't care about about anything. People who pollute, have waaay too many kids and disregard the rules. Humans messed this world up. Humans need to fix it. |
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marcello (Aug 16, 2004)
gamecube eh? *pulls out shotgun*
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Gigandas (Aug 16, 2004)
Hmm...I have to say what really bugs me the most are inconsistent people(often change their personality).
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Gothic_Otaku (Aug 16, 2004)
oh yeah marcello? if its so cool, then why does it only cost 99 bucks ? ;) ...and I can't figure out the darned remote.
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Anna (Aug 16, 2004)
lol, Armando *sticks tongue out* meanie
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Axil62 (Aug 16, 2004)
I dislike stupidity.
I dislike selfishness. I dislike apathy. I dislike liberals. I dislike hunger. I dislike lies. I dislike the media. I dislike the government. I dislike attempts to manipulate via passive aggressive behavior. I dislike crying unless it's because of something really really important. I dislike mushrooms. I dislike parents that don't pay attention to innocent little children at the checkout stand and get angry at them for wanting a penny for some gum from the gumball machine or the mechanical horsy ride. I dislike mowing the lawn. I dislike loudmouths at the theater. I dislike Hip Hop. I dislike Rap. I dislike having to say no to my daughters. I dislike evil. I dislike cancer. I dislike my penis. I dislike that illegal aliens are flooding into the United States everyday and no one seems to be able to do anything about it or even care. I dislike John Kerry and his wife. I dislike sherbet ice cream. I dislike unfair trade practices from Japan. I dislike guys that are hell-bent on macho posturing. I dislike women that hate or resent men. I dislike Lupus. I dislike the cotton tree in my backyard. I dislike poor workmanship. I dislike poor customer service. I dislike not understanding nor being understood by the order taker at fast food places because their English is so poor. I dislike when someone does a crappy drawing and they post it anyway and then try to make up excuses about why it's crappy just so that someone will tell them it's not crappy. I dislike when people feel they have to say something nice about everything. I dislike when people come on and say they're going to kill themselves just for attention. I dislike computer viruses and the people who make them. I dislike crappy acting in movies or sitcoms. I dislike a large portion of my life so far. I dislike owing people money. I dislike alarm clocks. I dislike when the news interrupts my favorite show with that beep beep beep to tell me it's going to rain somewhere. I dislike paper cuts. I dislike when a part doesn't fit because it was poorly made, not because it's the wrong part. I dislike when someone I love dies. I dislike women who think they can do anything a man can do and if they can't they should still be allowed to do it but let the man do the parts she can't do, like in the army. I dislike lowering standards in schools so that little Hernado dumb ass doesn't "feel bad about himself boo hoo hoo" so that the rest of the children receive a crappier education. I dislike that there are so many things to dislike and that I could go on forever about this. |
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Gothic_Otaku (Aug 16, 2004)
that list is going to be tough to beat :/
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Gigandas (Aug 16, 2004)
Heh, I gotta second that interrupting "beep beep beep" thing about it raining somewhere during my favorite show.
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15grifficorntears (Aug 16, 2004)
i also dislike
people who degrade other people to make themselves feel good, people who kill animals for sport, wars for no good reason, rappers, over dramatic people, people that stare, people who complain about stuff but don't do shit about it, and George Bush. give me a moment and i'll think of more. |
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Hakkai (Aug 16, 2004)
Psh, Axil beats my list by far.
[Additional Hates] I don't like: being locked out of my own house, waiting for mummie to get ready when we're on a tight schedule, having "talks" with mum when I'm in the car (with no escape), washing the dishes, washing the dishes with a dirty scrubber, washing the dishes on spaghetti night, washing the "leftovers container", washing pots, having to wait in line with no one to talk to, having awkward moments when in line with a friend, soggy sandwiches, peanut butter, people taking my cold drinks from the fridge when *I* put them there myself, leaky pens, elevator doors, car doors, front door, automatic doors, closet doors, doors in general, typos, the typo "walks too confused", getting wet, bathing suits, the typo "I man", 12 Sausage with a fork in it (LOL), cameras, the dark, druggies, suicidal people, people who take advantage over other people, 12 sausage, "people who hate people" ( >_>;; ), the color Pink, cheap headphones, MTV, 12 sausage and 1lessthan0, people who know that something is wrong but won't say anything about it because they're either too coward to say so or too bastardly, 28 Days Later, The Ring, Dawn of the Dead, The Golden Girls (-shudders-), people who step all over your lawn when you tried so hard to keep it nice and ALIVE. I think thats it.. for now. u__u; |
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furyofroy (Aug 16, 2004)
I didn't think we were allowed to have a long list, but I guess I stand corrected. More stuff I dislike:
When i come over to my friend's house and he's toking up with his druggy friends, retainers, buying those expensive .3 mechanical pencils, sorting out the recycle bin, The daytime shows on Cartoon Network, people who type on the internet who don't bother to correct their spelling (ranks up there with people who use letters instead of words), retarded people on the internet in general, middle school, football, soccer, Spanish class, art blocks, penciling a picture and then ruining it with inking, losing my bank card, getting paint in my eye, stubbing my toe, wrenching my finger, taking lessons for anything, high school art classes, waiting for my computer to load, when my favorite video game character dies, getting rejected from the school newspaper, Van Helsing, Carrot Top, bad comedians. |
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misterjimsan (Aug 16, 2004)
Ok I guess I do have a little more to add
The entire Bush Administration, except perhaps Colin Powell with whom I am fairly indifferent John Kerry but to a lesser extent Imperialism Seafood The Brak Show MTV Pop Punk SUV's Racism...well, prejudice in general The wealthy who have more money than they could ever spend in a lifetime Neoconservatives People who don't shower Polluters |
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LovelyLori (edited Aug 16, 2004)
judgemental people.... when Flo visits.... whining children.... when my cat leaves mouse guts outside the door.... when my dreams flash through my head several times a day.... these are a few of my favorite things.... lalala
oh I have to add child molestors, that's about the worst thing in the world besides diseases with no cure.... they make me wanna blow chunks hmm let's see... I didn't really like it when the squirrel chewed a hole in our window screen and ran around inside the house, then finally perched on a curtain rod for 45 minutes and wouldn't move after he saw the dog... yeah, that sucked wind oh and then that time the duck came down our chimney can't stand pantry moths either.... |
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two-na (Aug 16, 2004)
lol lovelylori, yes the cat-mouse-guts thing is something I can say I also have experienced many times and dislike :)
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laurael (edited Aug 29, 2004)
Any kind of pain, any 'where' it happens to be at the moment
my job being height challenged bodily functions being in the shower and someone uses the cold water elsewhere burnt toast slamming a finger in a door slamming a 'toe' in a door bending over to pick something up and someone makes a farting sound (those guys at work are SO cute) when my computer kicks me off the internet in the middle of something important having rats in the attic having 'dead' rats in the attic astronomical electic bills astronomical gas prices running out of coke running out of gas running out of space with the drawing applets running out of time in a day ppl who think they 'know it all' |
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Mipunai (edited Aug 16, 2004)
I dislike:::
Chores When friends move away : ( Cats (I'm deathly afraid of them, as well as clowns) Missionaries (If I want to convert, I would, leave me alone!) Rude people Flamers People that think their all that Backstabbers! People that cant keep secrets! People that break promisses! Cheaters Art theives Annoying People Posers Lables (I'll dress how I want, when i want, besides... lables are for soup cans -_-) Inuyasha (No offense) Bush! Pop Girly people Stores that play music that sucks so bad, you want to run out but you can't because you have to go shopping with your sister -_- People that make fun of my friends People that can't take a joke People that stare you with some nasty look on their face because you don't shop at Clairs and wear pink Racists Cramps and any kind of pain People that try to tell you about YOUR religion when they no nothing about it, lol People that use "chat speak" and don't know how to spell the word someone... thats just sad Everything listed above because it happens a lot, and it's getting annoying -_- |
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PolythenePam (Aug 16, 2004)
Incorrect grammar, and people who don't use "'"s where they should and that kind of thing. And people who mix up 'two', 'too' and 'to', etc. Hey, I get it wront sometimes, but atleast I try :)
I also don't like anime. And avacadoes and religion, as stated above. And nearly everything else that everyone else has listed. |
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marcello (Aug 17, 2004)
your. you're.
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LovelyLori (edited Aug 17, 2004)
there. their. they're. Yes, everyone gets it "wront" sometimes.
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two-na (Aug 17, 2004)
many people in LA seem to think 'it was mines' makes sense.
also for the list: men and women who constantly think about the differences between the two sexes, and those who abuse them--leaving less room for evolution in humanity. |
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Gigandas (Aug 17, 2004)
two-na:I'm a Southern Califonian in the area, but I don't hear people using that phrase^^;....
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Knockoff (Aug 17, 2004)
I dis-like people that dis like me. :)
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safescene (edited Aug 17, 2004)
These are just off the top of my head:
eggs perverts when people don't give me a chance when people don't give others a chance when people make fun of mentally ill or retarded or disabled people misconceptions concerning my beliefs paper cuts when I'm told to shut up (so disrespectful) if I don't depict something exactly the way I see it in my mind diseases heat when my car reaches a temperature so high that I actually can't drive it marshmallows (except on s'mores!) how I'm so white (but I've learned to deal with it) hipocrites spiders sea creatures in general (although there are quite a few I like) put-downs sweating when others get mad at me when others get mad at me for no reason at all child molesters when my dad blames me for everything that goes wrong... the fire alarm in my house sex symbols drugs racism when the ink runs out in the printer waking up waking up and not falling back asleep homework being wrong when people insist that they're right but they're not when I buy a shirt that fits perfectly when I try it on at the store, but then decides to shrink and screw me over because now I can't wear it any more studying in-class essays june bugs my thighs the fact that I can't help someone or give them good advice when they need it milk warm milk cheesecake stupidity when people talk during movies (although I tend to do it myself sometimes...I guess that makes me a hypocrite, huh?) when it's not completely quiet if I'm reading not having confidence when my negatives don't develop rumors grease The Butterfly Effect Bob Dylan (I know I'm going to be severely shunned for that one :P) not having courage zits politics when I'm in heals or clogs and my foot does that thing where it sort of gives out and goes all horizontal on me cheaters false accusations some of my dreams forcing myself to think of something to say to fill the silence uncomfortable conversations when my face turns red ...huh. I didn't know I disliked so many things. |
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Cordelia_Pink (Aug 17, 2004)
Whoa, you people have a lot to say... lol As much as I'd like to do the same, make a big chunk of list of my dislikes, I'll just put down the thing that I dislike the most. Profanity.
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Minitsaru (edited Aug 18, 2004)
i dislike.. <<
the thought of being alone people who thing there everything people who cant take reality people who are nothing but downers attention seekers suicide being lost death hell being left behind |
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misterjimsan (Aug 17, 2004)
safescene doesn't like cheesecake??? you're mad!
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PolythenePam (Aug 17, 2004)
Innocent little typos are fine...
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mazi (edited Aug 18, 2004)
wow this seems kinda selfish. but hey.
obviously, homophobes, bigots, racists and the whole bunch. it bothers me less and less lately though. im not sure why. i guess im growing up or whatever. i dislike it when i have to say things twice. i dislike it more when people hear me clearly and dont listen to what i have to say when its valid and important, and they come to the same conclusion later. its not often i say something important so listen well when i do. i dislike my heath and how i keep getting the short end of the stick. keep getting incurable unpleasant things. i dislike my large family (over 100 relatives sprouted out of my grandmother somehow. my mom was an aunt when she was born. her sister was her kindergarden teacher.), none of which are remotely strange but me. i dislike gender expectations. everyone expects me to be womanized and wear tight next-to-nothing just because i have a vagina. my mother always asks me why i dont dress like the other girls. i hate it. i hate it when people pretend to like me. they smile fake smiles and say dumb things like "hiiii how are you??" or "its a really nice day out!" and you really couldnt give a damn but you smile like a puppet and give them the answer they want because its socially acceptable, even though nobody benefits from it. i dislike religion and god. but i respect its followers as long as they respect me and my beliefs. im not going to tell you about my religion, im already tired of hearing about yours. i dislike normal sleeping schedules. if i was left alone i would be nocturnal. but alas "normal" people sleep from 12-8. i sleep from 4-12. and then i cram 2 the family meals in at their time schedules and im starving around 12. breakfast should be at 1, lunch at 4, supper at 10. i dislike people who hate things for no reason. i dislike senseless disregard for people. respect is important to me. theres just some things you dont do. i dislike math. i dislike my brothers disregard for his noise level. everything he does is extremely loud. he has giant (hairy) hands and breaks things when he touches them. i dislike drama. i dislike onions and celery. nasty. i dislike unpredictablity. and reading. i dislike that i keep saying dislike but it seems the thing to do. fake tans. the fact that nobody will hire me. my dads concept that hes the best person ever and hes so much more high and mighty, when i know inside hes a weak little boy. people that are so involved in their own problems theyre blind to everyone else. we all have problems. deal. this girl i met in first grade that i was best friends with untill 10th grade who accused me of some pretty bad stuff. my old art teacher who thought hers was the only way to do anything. my ovaries. and my girly figure. ....ok that was only a little personal. i think thats it. [edit] oh wait. i forgot. i dislike it when its dark out and i have lights on that i cant see out the window. and i dislike the snake that bit me. jerk. [/edit] |
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Kasha (Aug 18, 2004)
I hate getting my pupils dilated then driving home afterwards.
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Hotaru-chan (Aug 18, 2004)
I dislike losing stuff (which I already did, and it's only the first day of school > . >;; ) I dislike hearing people dissing me, I dislike mean teachers, I dislike strict teachers, I dislike being embarrassed, I dislike going insane cause you're angry and frustrated for an hour or more, I dislike being frustrated, I dislike being sad, I dislike my habit of smiling when some one says/does something bad, I dislike creepy stuff, I dislike my siblings cause they dislike me, I dislike being disliked, I dislike the way you guys draw WAAAYYYY better than me, I dislike my braces, I dislike being told off by my parents or teachers when I do something wrong/bad/not the way they want things done, I dislike being betrayed/left behind, I dislike how people think I'm retarded cause I'm not athletic (I run incredibly slow), I dislike not knowing how to spell some words right, I dislike presenting projects & stuff in front of a large class/audience, I dislike being expected to know what to do and being expected that I know everything, I dislike how people are racist to a different race (heh, sometimes it annoys me to see people be racist to their own race), I hate how my teacher is gonna kill me tomorrow morning cause I lost TWO VERY important permission slips for lockers and such for school today (either I lost them, or I dunno about them cause I Honestly wasn't paying attention), I dislike how I'm gonna have to get up early in the morning to call a friend to see if I really have lost those papers, I dislike how I make typos, I dislike making typos that sound perverted or wrong or mean like "licky you" instead of "lucky you", I dislike how ANYTHING can be used to kill people ( you can kill some one with a piece of paper if you smother them with it), I dislike being a loser, I dislike losing the remote to the TV and then I have to get up and turn the channels the "old fashioned way", I dislike believing there's a guy or something under my bed ( I don't even wanna look under there), I dislike seafood, I dislike how I dislike a lot more stuff but I can't remember them now, I dislike etc.
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Gigandas (Aug 18, 2004)
Oh yeah, here's probably what I dislike "most" of all(forget my first post), is when people put me through unnecessary torture causing me stress over a period of time.
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brainspiller83 (Aug 28, 2004)
i dislike ignorance, racism, sexism, fascism, ageism, and other kinds of discrimination, two-faced people, liars, bullys, hypocrits, i hate how the world is run and continues to be run, i hate the people who run this world, the system, greed, money, the lack of equality, religion, double-standard beliefs, the bible, listening to people talk about god/jesus etc, people who are out to be nasty, being told what i can and cannot say, Abba, The BeeGees, The beatles, Busted, McFly, pop music and night club type music, wasps, mosquitos, nats, long queues, people who deliberately get in the way, having to listen to people who talk about what happened on eastenders and other soaps, having to listen to people who talk about what happened in the big brother house, watching people in pain and not being able to help them, seeing old people in old peoples homes, Alzheimers (sp?), cancer, bad drivers, finding a dead pet, people thinking that they can do whatever they want to this planet (including enhabitants) and get away with it and often do get away with it, people who make excuses for other peoples actions and trying to make them sound good and that they had no choice to do what they did and blah blah when infact they aren't and a bunch of other stuff etc.
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ILoveKenshin (Aug 28, 2004)
Dragon Ball Anything..
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E-cho_veggies (Aug 28, 2004)
I dislike:
Annoying people Rude people Someone named Jami Someone named Chelsie Someone named Brittnie Someone named Robin Rap Abnoxious little children P.E.T.A Being a twin When I cut my nail too short Internet short-hand Keanu Reeves Kevin Bacon When people insult my friends That stupid kid with the mechanicle skooter who always rides back and forth down the street Not being able to spell mechanicle Bug bites Math Know-it-alls Spiders Heat Fear Factor American Idol Insects Waking up early Moochers People who dislike me Boredum Pepperoni Ham Bacon Kraft Cheese Sponge-bob Thats all I can think of for now... |
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Knockoff (Aug 28, 2004)
Don't be dissin' on sponge-bob. :|.
Hehe, |
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xswirvex (Aug 28, 2004)
I Dislike...
Crookid Sidewalks Bee's Gray Walls Small Areas Bugs too 'Serious' People Rules Math Short hair Cans The letter Q Stupidity Corn Meal Black Jelly Beans Licorish Bikes Loud Noise Evil Children Drama Queens |
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Nanibunny (Aug 28, 2004)
I dislike....
african roaches. cucumbers. maggots. mayonaise. dust bunnies. |
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DeadlyBlondeArcher (Aug 28, 2004)
I just so totally agree with mazi's sleeping and eating schedule that I had to comment to that fact. Yep, you're right mazi, but those people aren't the normal ones, we are. :)
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spiritdweller (Aug 28, 2004)
what's a structured day?
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Kloxboy (Aug 28, 2004)
I dislike this post, the whole thing is pretty fucking negative.
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Cordelia_Pink (edited Aug 29, 2004)
yeah, you're right, Cloxboy. Some of these people have too many dislikes. The things that people say they dislike are mainly focussed on the things of this world. (as in literal and tangible things). Which sorta makes sense because the world is corrupt. Anyhow... props for you, boy! lol (if you know what I mean...)
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fleeting_memory (Aug 29, 2004)
I'm with cloxboy and I'm not surprised by Axil lol
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Sutafani (Aug 31, 2004)
well I guess I dislike...... *thinks* people who smack gum when thier giving a speech, like once there was a girl giving a speech on her pet peeve once on smacking gum..... and guess what she did the whole time? smacked her gum! i also dislike tomatoes, just raw tomatoes...... I'll think of more later...
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Deformed (Sep 1, 2004)
I dislike hedrosexuals, tranvestites and smelly stuff.
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staci (Sep 1, 2004)
I dislike Hurricane Frances.
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Xodiak (Sep 1, 2004)
There was a rich man who owned 17 camels. He also had 3 sons.
When he was about to die, he said to his sons: I will leave 1/2 of my camels to my eldest son. I will leave 1/3 of my camels to my middle son. I will leave 1/9 of my camels to my youngest son. After the man's death, the sons were very confused because they could not split their camels exactly the way their father told them. 17 could not be divided by 2, 3 or 9 and give a whole number as a result. So, splitting their camels was impossible. One day a wise man offered to give assistance to the puzzled brothers. He told them: Do not worry, I will give you my camel so you can split your camels exactly the way your father told you. He gave them his camel and the brothers now had 18 camels. And they could finally divide their camels. The eldest brother got 18/2=9 camels. The middle brother got 18/3=6 camels. The youngest brother got 18/9=2 camels. But after splitting their camels they realised that they all had 9+6+2=17 camels. So, the wise man said: Now that you did the splitting and got all of your camels, I will take back the one who left. And the wise man left and the brothers wished him to be well. |XOD| |
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PeanutButterAndJellyFraud (Sep 1, 2004)
i dislike peanut butter and jelly
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