VERY long story. Let's just say my sister is mental and has a best friend who is a coconut who was a split personality between Egbert (what she named him)and Sebastion Constantino(he says that's his name.). Ok, i'll tell you all of it. Recently my sister got a real coconut, she was about to eat it when she noticed he was so cute. We nicknamed him "sweet pea", but later on she named him Egbert. She constantly talks to him telepathically. She cut out a mustache from a magazine and put it on him, and he thanked her for it. She left it on for a while, until he said to her "Oh, Liz, I've realized I was meant to be like this.". Liz(my sister) tried to argue with him and tell him it was just a paper mustache, but Egbert insisted it was meant to be. "I am not really Egbert at all Elizabeth, my name is Sebastion Constantino," he said, mustache twitching. Liz immidately took the mustache off and taped it to the wall. She constantly finds him sitting in front of the mirror, (This is creepy.) mustache in place, for hours. (It's true!) She's afraid the reason that Egbert has been acting strange is because of internal rotting. We plan to give him surgery, cut him open, eat his insides, and super-glue him back together. Hopefully Sebastion will leave us, and well have Egbert back.