There is enough pain in the world, and you seem a sensitive chap, who wants to draw attention to himself in any way he can. I'm not sure you can handle the truth.
"Best insult" eh? How about "Thou art the idol of idiot worshipers. I bite my thumb at thee, Sirrah." Oooooh. I just called you sirrah. Whatcha gonna do know, huh?
. . . I find it more than just a little sad that the best I can do in terms of insults is resort to Shakespeare, preforme an archaic rude geusture and call someone sirrah or churl, or rouge, or knave.
As for the picture, sirrah, I like it a lot. It reminds me of highschool. I almost got expelled playing that game once. The thing is my right arm is freakishly huge so when I put his head between my thumb and forefingre he started freakin' out. So of course I get sent to the principal's office and she gave me in home suspension for two weeks. I'm sorry if none of what I am typing makes any sense. I took my Ambien 20 minutes ago and it kicked in right in the middle of this post.
Damn! That is just nasty, Caddris! If you come near me with that hand, Cooper, I'll rip your arm off, shove it up you arse, and eat you like a toffee apple.
That comedy sketch was pretty damned funny, I saw it for the first time about 13 years ago on HBO, when it was new.
KITH is most excellent. You want an insult...hmm, your face makes me think of dead cows, especially the smell.
I'm better at insulting people I actually dislike.
The craters on your face would make Neil ArmStrong Nostolgic. Your Personal Hygiene (I hate spelling that word) leaves something to be desired. Your so ugly, when you get off the bus at school, the bus driver is fined for littering. (Though I don't even know if you go to school)
o__O I just re-read what I wrote last night. My god. I should never try and type after I take my medicine. I have frequent bouts with insomnia and the Ambien helps with that . . . unfortunately my logic suffers. . . . . How embarrassing.
Thank you for letting me insult you roundly, and for the pleasure of skipping back and forth between versions 1 and 2. Have you ever considered providing this service professionally? It might be the solution to a lot of problems.
I know the web offers infinite possibilities to insult strangers, but it's nice to get an invite and then to kiss and make up (just a touch of rouge and mascara for me). Feel free to insult me whenever you feel the urge. I promise to do the same.
that actually wouldn't be all that difficult. I'd just have to do it though.
try this: paste this url into your browser location box:
javascript:clearTimeout(window.timeout);window.e=-1;function f(){e++;if (e>=edits.length)e=0;loadEdit(e);window.timeout=setTimeout("f()",1000);};f();
this should work for any picture, and you can change the speed at 1000, but don't put it too low or it'll overload the server/your computer.
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. . . I find it more than just a little sad that the best I can do in terms of insults is resort to Shakespeare, preforme an archaic rude geusture and call someone sirrah or churl, or rouge, or knave.
As for the picture, sirrah, I like it a lot. It reminds me of highschool. I almost got expelled playing that game once. The thing is my right arm is freakishly huge so when I put his head between my thumb and forefingre he started freakin' out. So of course I get sent to the principal's office and she gave me in home suspension for two weeks. I'm sorry if none of what I am typing makes any sense. I took my Ambien 20 minutes ago and it kicked in right in the middle of this post.
KITH is most excellent. You want an insult...hmm, your face makes me think of dead cows, especially the smell.
I'm better at insulting people I actually dislike.
Still a great picture, sirrah.
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Oh yeah. Forgot to tell you. The Exorcism of Emily Rose really fucking sucked.
try this: paste this url into your browser location box:
javascript:clearTimeout(window.timeout);window.e=-1;function f(){e++;if (e>=edits.length)e=0;loadEdit(e);window.timeout=setTimeout("f()",1000);};f();
this should work for any picture, and you can change the speed at 1000, but don't put it too low or it'll overload the server/your computer.