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Axil62 (Mar 2, 2004)
This is a picture of a guy that was trying to show off by playing his bugle with no hands....well his head fell off and that's what he gets. Yup, a real slacker this guy. I guess it's true what they say "if your gonna play a bugle with no hands, you gotta pay by getting a horn jamed in your mouth after your head falls off in front of the old pirate discount store." Yeah, so true, so true.
Axil62 (Mar 2, 2004)
drawn in 28 min
davincipoppalag (Mar 2, 2004)
but..he can be repaired.. perhaps someone will happen by with a tuba glue?
Axil62 (Mar 2, 2004)
It's a common misunderstanding amogst the crowd that tuba glue will work on a bugle player. Not so my friend....not so. It won't even work on the bugle itself, trumpet glue however, works just fine in any situation. So get your trumpet glue today.
davincipoppalag (Mar 2, 2004)
do I have to gather up the pieces in a cor net first?
Axil62 (edited Mar 2, 2004)
You could, but I'd just use a clair net for old time sake. But that's just me, probably because my mom used to wear a clair net when she served us school cafeteria food...I have no idea why or where she got the cafeteria food...I guess that's just how much she really loved us.
staci (Mar 2, 2004)
old people.
Axil62 (edited Mar 2, 2004)
Pffft...yeah really, can you believe them? Pfff..old people are stupid.
staci (Mar 2, 2004)
no..just corny.
Axil62 (Mar 2, 2004)
Horny!? Why, of course...that's what this whole bit is about...horns....wha? Speak up young lady...Oh! Corny! Well then, yes of course I knew that. That's a whole nuther thing there then again here to fore where as in as much as for whence to where for.
Axil62 (Mar 2, 2004)
drawn in 2 min
I finaly realized why you guys didn't think this was too funny....because I forgot to make his pant leg stuck in his boot. HA HA HA!! Whoa! Now what's he gonna do!!!??? HA HA HA!!
davincipoppalag (edited Mar 2, 2004)
...yes ..it DID rain alot.. ...I think he will call Friar Tuck..to help with the other pantleg. He will likely use his emergency sousa phone..
Axil62 (edited Mar 2, 2004)
I think that would be best sir. Last time this happened to me I went through three sacks of phones before I got through. Plus...they were the old style rotary phones. So I had to zile the numbers by hand...I think they were zile phones.
davincipoppalag (Mar 2, 2004)
..three sacks eh? must have been calling from Oboeken NJ.. I wont call you a lyre....
staci (Mar 2, 2004)
make it stop Mommy.
davincipoppalag (Mar 2, 2004)
these took alot of brass didnt they? lol
Axil62 (Mar 2, 2004)
Helluva note.
dixielandcutie (Mar 2, 2004)
LOL. omg you two...hehe *giggle* cute axil
brushes4 (Mar 2, 2004)
oh she it this is too funny....love the pic, the comments more...what can i say, giggle snort guffaw. Axil? u ever think of doing a comic strip? wait! no dont! a serious strip would be better!
davincipoppalag (Mar 2, 2004)
well.. apparently our little exchange wasnt considered noteworthy..I guess these jokes dont measure up and will eventually warrant a sharp comment or some other kind of treble.......
DejasView (Mar 2, 2004)
What happened to the chopper you were drawing?
DeadlyBlondeArcher (Mar 2, 2004)
Axil, aren't you going to tell them what happened to the guy after he jacked the wooden indian from in front of the store and walked off with it?
Deformed (Mar 2, 2004)
Is Dejasview realy your sister Axil??!?
Axil62 (Mar 2, 2004)
Yes she is. And she's very good at her art form I must say. :o) DejasView, I trashed it.
DeadlyBlondeArcher (Mar 2, 2004)
Yes, she is very good. Beautiful scrolls.
Axil62 (Mar 2, 2004)
Yeah well I can pretty much guarantee she wont be donating anything to this little shit hole.
Axil62 (Mar 2, 2004)
drawn in 1 min
davincipoppalag (Mar 2, 2004)
um..... now what.......
Minitsaru (Mar 2, 2004)
he's mad because his sisters art was deleted, so i can assume that if you go over to all his pictures they'd have a nice beautiful line covering there once far more enjoyable bodies.
marcello (Mar 2, 2004)
he must be younger than I thought...
Axil62 (Mar 4, 2004)
Yeah must be.
ambermac (Mar 5, 2004)
there's the ol' robert crumb influences. do you like his band? caught em last time they played in town.
Axil62 (Mar 5, 2004)
I've never heard it, but I definately would, given the chance.
shell (Mar 1, 2011)
oh lol, before I recognized a head on that tumpet I was actually like, wow a headless guy next to a trumpet on the sidewalk, how does he come up with this stuff?? would've made for great symbolism. still loving the style.
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