i'm frickin' cool. this sucks? yeah? you think so? well shut up cuz i'm frickin' cool. hell yes. i'll be a brunette soon. i'm afraid she needs more than heat. i heard that. so leave me some love love love love love and yes those ARE lyrics from james and the giant peach written at random ad nauseum in the b to the ackground. david duchovny, why won't you love me? why won't you love me? why won't you love me?

aaah won't let me delete. would some lovely moderator be willing to pitch this for me?

playing with paint... still baffled by the applet but i surprised the hell out of myself by sort of liking the doodle... kind of stole dave grohl's facial hair. ah well. i'ma go make a cake.

I dreamed about this guy maybe three times, then blessedly stopped... in the dreams I'd be walking along this boardwalk, through a forest. I knew where I was going, I knew he was there, he scared me to death but I went anyways. I could never see him clearly. I always seemed to be looking at him out of the corner of my eye. He was this fat old rich man-- he had a Mad Pierrot vibe, I'm sure that was an influence-- who had an enormous estate in the middle of the woods. He always wanted me to come visit him. Everything felt so sinister. I don't know why I kept going back. Usually in the dreams my dog would be with me. For protection, maybe? In one dream I somehow got separated from her and left alone with him, and I panicked and started screaming for her.

I feel I need to give this tutorial its props for helping me with the boards, even though in the end I basically did it a different way and just sort of took influences from the tutorial. Ah well.

steve dallas in his natural habitat.

i'm so lost without you...

i am aware of all this picture's flaws. i am aware that it is messily drawn, carelessly colored, and without a background. and i think it's, like, the coolest thing i've ever done.

this started out as a reputably awful picture of mr. e. i was going to just forget it but then i did the blurry bit in the background and was really very happy with that, despite the fact that it was a total accident. so then i erased his face and gave him a pair of giant aviators. (he did have aviators in the reference...just not quite that big.)

brggghh

copied from crappy mall photo machine picture, translated CrimsonKing's instructions for pencilly sketchies into shi-painter-ese.

moooooooooo

(in a way, it's kind of good that my tablet broke. i'm being forced to not use my usual style, and even though this one's even worse, it's at least different. ah well.)

my tablet is broken. the pen thingy won't do what i want it to do. that's why i don't come on here very much anymore.

i had a whole thing written about pangolins but then i realized i might get slammed for text abuse.