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Sweetcell (Aug 28, 2006)
Over billions of souls abused.

"Welcome to McHell, would you like fries with that?"

"Welcome to McHell, would you like fries with that?"

"Welcome to McHell, would you like fries with that?"
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DeadlyBlondeArcher (edited Aug 28, 2006)
HAHA... well, I actually did throw that burger out, it was hard as a rock... what made me think of the little "white lie" :)... No problem, I totally understand, there are millions of people that are thankful that somebody will do "that job"... kinda like a mortician or a proctologist? Somebody's gotta do it!!!! :)

(I love McDonald's french fries, though... that powdery salt is to die for) I'm a salt junkie.
Sweetcell (Aug 28, 2006)
Hahahaha, proctologist. Open up and say awwwwwww.

LOLOL
davincipoppalag (Aug 28, 2006)
I hate those places, too,,well, except Wendy's. I might draw my office for this.
Punky (Aug 29, 2006)
I laughed. :D

I don't like fastfood much either, but i love french fries.
also: lol at davincipoppalag.
drawn in 1 hour with Lascaux Sketch Classic
Public Boards/Beginner 
shalalaheartattack (Aug 28, 2006)
So basically I used cucumber-melon shaving cream on my armpits and then proceeded to go around telling everyone that my armpits were cucumber-melony fresh. And then I wonder why people think I'm on crack. This was a quick one, I was in that sort of mood, haha.
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shalalaheartattack (Aug 28, 2006)
Haha. When I was in kindergarten they gave me shaving cream to clean my desk. It's the only thing I remember from kindergarten. I used to draw pictures in it. It WAS fun.

*hugs* For being a substitute teacher. I filled in as a teacher's helper once, for a group of first graders. That was hellacious. One little boy had the attention span of a flea, and ate chalk. We decided that he either had a calcium deficiency, or Pica.
DeadlyBlondeArcher (Aug 28, 2006)
ha... I did it for years, I loved it. Sometimes I think about doing it again, just for the fun of it. I got in trouble for teaching a class to make paper airplanes... I got sent to the principle's office everytime I substituted... it was almost as bad as when I was in school myself. :)
KuteDymples (Aug 29, 2006)
Have you ever eaten cucumber and melons together? I haven't. I don't think it would taste good. This picture sure did conjur up some interesting comments. Cute picture by the way. When I was a crack head, my armpits still smelled good! :-)
shalalaheartattack (Aug 29, 2006)
I tend to think that I prefer my cucumbers and melons eaten separately, as well.
Thanks. :D
drawn in 39 min with Lascaux Sketch Classic
Specialty Boards/Contest! 
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Contest Week 27: HELL!
Kloxboy (edited Sep 3, 2006)
Contest Week 27: HELL! Your goal this week is to illustrate what you think HELL is and/or looks like. You could base your drawing on what the Christian Bible says what hell is or perhaps you think watching the The Emmys on TV is some form of hell or maybe listening to Ann Coulter on the radio, it could be anything really. This contest is all about skill and creativity, no real rules, just go to town. Don't worry, next week the contest theme will be "Heaven". Please do not copy other ar...
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Kanuto (Aug 25, 2006)
For the contest. Supposedly a past relative of mine.
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senshi (Aug 25, 2006)
'cept fer the beer.
davincipoppalag (Aug 25, 2006)
Hey we might be related!!This is great..
Caddris (Aug 26, 2006)
Hey, being a buffoon's not easy. It doesn't come naturally to everyone. It takes a lot of laziness and total lack of determination to be a buffoon, but it's marginally worth it in the end.

I like this picture. A very irreverent take on the theme. XD
TaCO (Oct 8, 2006)
O.O Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
drawn in 5 hours 41 min with Oekaki Shi-Painter
TammyF (Aug 24, 2006)
My Great Grandfather Hanson immigrated from Norway. The woman in the picture and her story are fictitious but there really were Vikings and belief in the mythological Gods Odin, Thor, and Frey. I imagine that I could be a descendent from a viking village where the people beleive in the Gods of mythology. My great, great, great, great Grandmother would have been a woman of strong earth magic, being earth born, but legend is that Odin, the God of warriors, battle, wisdom, and poetry was her father. Being poetic herself, she loved to walk through the hillside and listen to the songs of nature and creation. She struggled with her heart often. She loved her people but longed for a more peaceful existence.
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DeadlyBlondeArcher (Aug 25, 2006)
What a neat little story. :)... and I like your picture very much - the way you did the contrast and the shadows make it look 3 dimensional.
davincipoppalag (Aug 25, 2006)
That's what I like best , too..it has such depth!
tandrew971 (edited Apr 3, 2008)
i love this one the dress is probably my favorite part of it
drawn in 3 hours 43 min with Lascaux Sketch Classic
Specialty Boards/Collaborations 
pandabarrie, Maiko, and NOVEMBER93 (May 24, 2006)
collab! The who ever get it has to make the other person :P
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pandabarrie (Aug 25, 2006)
drawn in 48 min
(NOVEMBER, you can go in and touch things up if you need to, but im puting this down as finished)

i got tired of this sitting around so i went ahead and put in the back ground.
i wasnt originally going to have a caption in here, but since in my head i had pictured her marrying a fat ugly old guy, and it wasnt i thought it was nessesary to keep you guys from saying 'okay..?'
yeah...way to go maiko. no really, I really do like it :)
comparied to mine. i have my line arts :[
NOVEMBER93 (Aug 26, 2006)
This turned out great. I'm just glad we finally got it out of our studios
madscientist111 (Jun 29, 2010)
Great draw! Very funny!
vlad.the.hamster (Jun 29, 2010)
Lmao!
drawn in 4 hours 18 min with Oekaki Shi-Painter
Main Forums/The Post Board 
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Smile
Axil62 (edited Aug 25, 2006)
Made me smile, so I wanted to share.
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Public Boards/Intermediate 
patienceisoverrated (Aug 21, 2006)
This is Mr blue. Mr Blue is the product of my sleep deprived imagination. Mr Blue is a car salesman in Flin Flon. He likes long walks on the beach and Elvis Presley records. Not his movies, though. They sucked.
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patienceisoverrated (Aug 24, 2006)
drawn in 59 min
Also, he eats small children.
DeadlyBlondeArcher (Aug 24, 2006)
Well, then, I'll have to dispose of him, sorry. wait.... would those be the children that won't stop screaming in the dimly lit obviously "not for children restaurant" when you sprung for a babysitter when you really couldn't afford one? Oh, never mind, I'll have to dispose of Mr. Blue, anyway, it's their parents that should be eaten. :)
pancakes_rock (Aug 24, 2006)
awsome lolz
blue=smexi!!!!
Punky (Aug 29, 2006)
Oh gawd that sexy. :O I would so buy this and put it on my wall.

Winnipeg is cool but boringish. I need to move.
drawn in 1 hour 25 min with Lascaux Sketch Classic
Public Boards/Beginner 
Miss_DJ (Aug 23, 2006)
sad
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Miss_DJ (Aug 24, 2006)
drawn in 19 min
I forgive you. Will you forgive yourself?
DeadlyBlondeArcher (Aug 24, 2006)
Absolutely not, I don't know how, but you're way ahead of me.
Ruggi (Aug 24, 2006)
Nice piece, DJ... I like how we seem to see right through him...
Miss_DJ (Oct 14, 2006)
thank you!
drawn in 1 hour 20 min with Lascaux Sketch Classic
Public Boards/Intermediate 
Pantera (Aug 24, 2006)
To all my RS friends :)
Not sure if this belongs on this board, just wanted to work with a larger canvas for a change :)
3 comments – latest 4:
Sweetcell (Aug 24, 2006)
That tree needs a bit more work but the rest is peacefull, nice little crest of waves.
DeadlyBlondeArcher (Aug 24, 2006)
I agree, I think a little more detail on the tree silhouette (adding more, smaller branches) more detail on the wave crest and a little more bleeding of the moonlight into the sky, and it would be good. I love the ocean at night.
davincipoppalag (Aug 24, 2006)
All what they said Helena.. it's a pretty scene
Pantera (Oct 24, 2006)
drawn in 24 min
Hi everyone , well I tried , what do you think now? and thank you for the advice :)
drawn in 1 hour 28 min with Lascaux Sketch Classic
 
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