"17 times he said it in his speech this week. 17 times he said it.

17 times he repeated some variation of the need to "Pass this bill now, Pass this bill, Pass this bill right away, Pass this bill immediately."

He referred to it as "his" bill, or rather, "the bill that he would be sending to Congress." Of course this implies that President Obama had indeed written a bill, and would thereby be... um... sending it to Congress.

He was so excited at the possibility of passing the bill that the day after he said it 17 times, he jumped on Air-Force One and starting saying it again in other parts of the nation.

Now never mind the fact that what he said this bill would do, was almost exactly what he said his stimulus bill would do in 2009. Never mind the fact that when he then asked for nearly $800 billion in stimulus monies that he pledged unemployment would be kept at under 8%. Never mind the fact that since passage of that first stimulus package the unemployment number has been between 9-10% for 26 of 28 months. And certainly never mind the fact that even though he claimed in his speech this week that this bill would already be paid for.

There is I suppose the little matter of the Associated Press scoring the fact check on the President's speech and that on four of it's most important ideas they claimed he was being untruthful. But how would anyone even know?

"Pass this bill right away," it bellowed out repeatedly some seventeen times in the halls of Congress, and across network airwaves who saw their ratings take on some resemblance of an EKG reading of someone who was in cardiac arrest.

"Pass this bill," we were told, if we cared about teachers losing their jobs, infrastructure developments that need to be completed immediately, and the idea that people would be put back to work.

Pardon my diversion here, but didn't we hear that the first stimulus "saved or created" some 389,000 teachers' jobs in California? Weren't we already told that, "infrastructural development" jobs (they were called "shovel ready projects" previously) were awaiting, only to have the President himself candidly admit that, "shovel ready" wasn't exactly, "shovel ready?"

"Pass this bill now," we have been commanded, if we want to see unemployment benefits be extended from 99 weeks to 144 weeks. That's 2 years to 3 years as the now standard length of time someone could go without working and not need to?

It must have been important for the President to say 17 times that his bill needed to be passed, and passed post haste.

Except for the one tiny little detail. That one almost completely insignificant little speck of a thing.

Evidently there is no bill.

At some point in the near future, no doubt after a solemn weekend, when Americans can and should be united in their efforts to remember our loss on 9.11.2001, that President Obama will return from his travels, only to remember that he forgot something.

But for now we've been told, we've been commanded, we've been instructed, and we've been charged, "Pass this bill now!"

Then again how big of a step is it from passing a bill to find out what's in it, by finally getting to read it, and passing a bill only to find out how to write it.

Perhaps former Speaker Pelosi could lend her help to the White House?

Or maybe he could revisit School House Rock? They've got a really educational little ditty called, "How a bill becomes a law!"

Maybe he should watch it 17 times..."

I think he misspoke.. he meant to say.. 17 or more times.. Pass this Buck now.....

At first, I was all for Obama. His speeches convinced me. Now, all his speeches mean diddly squat. I thought he said "Let's bring our troops Home"? Edit* Now he wants to send more 30,000 more troops to Afganistan? Plus, I still see people losing thier jobs. And as for job raises, they have been put on hold for me, and we need more employees but my employer will not hire any more. Nothing has changed since he became president and I am very dissapointed. Thank god we have people like Dan who sees the truth. I am starting to see it now.

Thanks. I considered "poit" for a while, ya know? But then I just had to go with "poot". It's just classy is all.

well when there is a flying turd involved, you can't go wrong with poot.

Sploot, might have worked!

Thank you , much appreciated..:)

Wow. This turned out really good. Nice jobbers!

Why thank you! Thank you very much!

you win, too tired to fight about it

YAY!! I win!

The eyes, yes, the nose definitely NOT cher. The Botoxed lips are a toss up.

I like the theme song from it. "Ohhhhh, the crap dick show, the crap dick show, come on down and watch the crap dick show, the crap dick show, the crap dick show, everybody loves the crap dick show, yeah!"

Yeah!..I autotune it for every week so I never miss it..!

Ha ha, that's the way i feel about tv now, it's so lousy, even my favorite show, "Supernatural", which used to be so fun, is now going the way of "Angel" and getting angels and God,and the devil involved; I cannot go for that. great cartoon.

I do say

why is it so hard to draw a vagina on every nude photo... im not a pervet, i just looks more realistic that way

Vaginae are not visible without an instrument that enables internal examination. I think you mean a vulva, or pudendum, the external female genitalia.

Thats exactly what I was going to say.

yeah..that guy..pfft!..aww man!..i see a spot at the top of her hair that needs to be fixed..*sigh*..

maybe you can fix it? don't think i would have noticed. looks good!

yep..I can fix it..:)