So, if you cant tell from this picture, I have many fustrations when driving on the roads with the best drivers in the world. This is just a sample of what I yell on a daily basis in my work van. I will not tell you what I do for work, that is for another time and place. This is a metaphore for the vehical I would love to drive and in a lawless land, and smash through all the idiots who get in my way. The 3 biggest things that get me angry are as follows:
1. People in such a hurry that they speed past me just to cut me off and then take the first exit off the hwy. That 3 seconds they saved was TOTALY worth it.
2. Following people who are affraid of the speed limit, and constantly drive at least 10 under, regardless of the 8 cars following them that they are blocking.
3. Everyone who sees me in a large van and assume Im driving slow and decide too pull out infront of me, and somehow forget where there gas pedal is and neglect accelerating to the flow of traffic or speed limit. My van is a full sise work van with lots of tools in the back making it extra heavy, so it stops 3 times longer than normal.
The worst part of all this is that becuse im in a work van I have to be on good behavior and restrain myself from yelling and gesturing at the drivers.... AAAAAAARRGRRRGHHHHHH!H!!!!!!!!!!
Yea I could use one of those, too.. Drive it right down the white line on the highway.. bwahahahah... Excellent! I feel your pain too...for almost 30 years ...same same same!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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1. People in such a hurry that they speed past me just to cut me off and then take the first exit off the hwy. That 3 seconds they saved was TOTALY worth it.
2. Following people who are affraid of the speed limit, and constantly drive at least 10 under, regardless of the 8 cars following them that they are blocking.
3. Everyone who sees me in a large van and assume Im driving slow and decide too pull out infront of me, and somehow forget where there gas pedal is and neglect accelerating to the flow of traffic or speed limit. My van is a full sise work van with lots of tools in the back making it extra heavy, so it stops 3 times longer than normal.
The worst part of all this is that becuse im in a work van I have to be on good behavior and restrain myself from yelling and gesturing at the drivers.... AAAAAAARRGRRRGHHHHHH!H!!!!!!!!!!
My this contest is theraputic!