I got her number.

Oh, you dog, you.

it looks very real

I dunno why i drew it to be honest, just something to pass the time

You must have a lotta time to pass. Which is another reason why I hate your guts.

You can always make time for the thing's you "like" doing, I masturbate atleast once a day without fail.

Coulda saw that one coming.

Damn, do you have time to draw ánd masturbate once a day?

Not that hard to accomplish unless you spend like hours doing both tasks.

You could always multitask too.

I'm not even going to entertain "Coulda saw that one coming" with a response, it would have been too easy. I'm multitasking now.

I don't think he multitasks. Now I finally know why he takes so much pauses when he makes a drawing. ;)

I'm sure you are.

Draw, wank, draw, wank, that pretty much sums my day up. Apart from fitting some time in inbetween for tv watching.

Do you look anything like this man?
http://upperiscope.com.au/humour/masturbation.jpg

If you look at alot of tennis players one of their arms is vastly bigger than the other. I remember a tennis player called Alex corretja and he had a bad case of it.

Well, tennis is fun, so I suppose it'd be worth it to play, asymmetrically-armed or not. I think if I had that issue, I'd wear some baggy long sleeved shirts though.

When people ask me about my asymmetrically challenged arms, i just tell them i make alot of cakes, the mixing can be quite strenuous..

pssst i think he really means that he makes a lot of custard. oh shit. now you've got me doing it. Well, not doing it but...you know. What I started to say was how well done the coloring on that apple is. It makes me think of a really lavish multi-layered paint job they used to do on custom hot rods back in the olden days. They called it Candy Apple Red. It had this depth that was amazing. But then I started reading all the other comments and got sucked into the asymmetrical arm thing instead.

We all do it, there's nothing to be ashamed of.

Are you this open in person Flubbles?

Only after i've had a few drinks.

No, I'm sure there are quite a lot of people who don't do it. We're talking about the same thing, right? I mean that they don't get sucked into chiming in on long, giddy double entendre threads on art websites. Golly, you didn't think I was ashamed of masturbation, did you??? Child. Such a hideous word for a pleasant past time. I think it's because the middle of the word is 'turb' and the only other word I can think of with those letters is 'disturb', which gives it a slightly yucky quality. Am I rambling?

You're rambling a bit, but I agree. It should have a much nicer name. They make it sound like it's bad.

What about turbulence and turbine? I think instead of masturbating we should call it tinkering, it sounds much nicer and better describes it.

Hmmm, tinkering, that does sound nicer. Though, it also makes me think of someone working on watches or something, I don't know why really.

Or perturbed. I need to find someone who knows Latin and ask them what turb means. Wanking is another pretty harsh sounding word. Tinkering? Hmmm. I dunno. Fiddling has been used before.

LatinRoots_img1.gif, Latin Roots ... MEANING. EXAMPLES. ac, acr. sour, sharp ..... turb. agitate. turbid, turbulence, disturbance ...