Tokyo Arare, rice cracker is the health snack, made from natural Thai glutinous rice processed and baked with modern and sophisticated technology to be crispy without any oil then seasoned with delicious soya sauce or others.
http://www.stcgroup-th.com/capitaltrading/rice_cracker.html

Learn this lesson well, grasshoppers. Soy sauce and rice shall always triumph over chocolatey goodness. Them rice crackers iz damn good, too.
Actually, I just wanted to see if I could do the arare texture. Turned out pretty good, I suppose.