Humpty dumpty JR. sat on a wall,
Remembering when his father had fall,
All Humpty's enemies, and all the farm's hens
couldn't kill humpty over again.

Humpty Dumpty JR. started to fall,
Then he remembered he was sitting on a wall,
His father's last words were "don't sit where I was",
But his son wasn't very "nice" to Santa Clause! (As in he was naughty not nice... Read on)

Santa came over from his old North Pole,
And gave Humpty a lump of coal!
Santa then pushed him and laughed all way home,
He left him a present though, a green-red toy gnome.