The last time I made pudding it was chocolate, and it was homemade from scratch, and it was two days after I had a hysterectomy. (just a partial one, but it still wasn't any fun) When the bowl slipped from my hands because I had my fat toddler niece Caroline wiggling on one hip (she weighed like 11 lbs at birth...big lil' girl) this was much later and she was a lot heavier, and I was trying to move the bowl from the counter to the table...it slipped from my hand and crash, break, splat... broken glass and chocolate pudding on the floor, the the cabinet doors, the walls... it was like a chocolate pudding atom bomb. I immediately recalled the parting words of my funny spectacle wearing little old ob/gyn surgeon... "No lifting... no sweeping, no mopping, no vacuuming, blah blah... for at least 6 weeks"...... haHAH... so just for fun, I called him at home and said "HEY"!!! I was lifting my fat niece and I dropped a huge bowl of pudding on the floor. You said no lifting, no mopping... here's a reality check, doc... there's no one else here to do it, should I put her on the floor and let her play in the broken glass and pudding while you drive over to baby sit and mop? I hung up on him while he was laughing. :D I managed to clean up, but we both had "pudding pants" before it was over. I have no idea how this was intended to be interpreted, but that's honestly my take on the lovely work of art. Doctors are sooooooooooo stupid, but pudding pants can be fun, anyway.
I just realized how this could be taken if you follow the revisions and use a little imagination, hence the brokeback Mountain comment, but no, Just began as a guy at a bar, then for no reason he was saying butt, then I didn't like the smoke in v1 so I redid it and while I was there I changed his expression a little, then I decided I only liked the smoke part so I went with that and then I heard Ray Romano from Everybody loves Raymond call his wife Pudding pants on TV, so I put that in.
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