stupid fwd. I got in my email(created a visual.. although I went with a whirlpool, not sauna):
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED
IN A SAUNA SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.

THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE
OTHERS LOOKED
AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.

"THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY
ARM.

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER
PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE
PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED
SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUTSIDE OF THE
SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF
TOILET PAPER
HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND
STARED AT
HER.

THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID........."WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT
THAT.. I'M GETTING A FAX!!