I went ahead and chipped some more packed snow and ice off the driveway and then came in and took a crap. Now I'm boiling some potatoes. I'll heat up some left over ham and some green beans and have that for lunch. Then I'll probably watch some TV and fart a few times before I have another crap.

I'm glad you ate after all that exercise..it's good to fart.

It sounds like a plan to me...

Anyway, As Dave said: Interesting character.

Thanks. Yeah, the spuds are still boiling...