I have a one legged rubber monkey on my dash.

PC - 2700 DDR SO DIMM.

Is it stretchy?

I have a collection of dust and dead flies on my dash.

I have a bobbleheaded Wayne Gretzky.

Your penis is on your dash board? o.0

Can't do it.. that equipment is still classified... sorry.

So, I have a prism hanging from my rear view mirror.

i have a penguin a panda and a polar bear on my dash

I used to glue little alien dudes to my dashboard, these tiny kind you could get in quarter machines. They did different things like tennis, or basketball, or pimping.

I have a NES and Televison on my dash.

I have 3 layers of dust over the fingerprints on the 1st layer of dust on my dash.

I have a one eyed, fanged , red thingie on my dash board. :}

I have a sculpture of corpulent combatants skirmishing over victuals with blunt items on mine.

I have a dead cat on my dashboard. I should prolly get rid of it though, it's starting to smell like my grandma's pantyhose.

..not gonna ask how you know what Granny's pantyhose smells like............

Lol, what Dave said.

I don't have a dash. :(

I don't have a car.

OK...back now. Sorry about that. Some poop was trying to come out and I didn't want to get any poop in my pants.

LMAO!

too much information...but, heck since we know that...everybody wants to know if you have ever spanked your monkey.

98% of the men polled admitted to masturbating...the other 2% are liars. ;)

You can't beat those statistics, particularly among meatcutters in a fire. They always grab their meat and beat it.

hahahaha

were is the monky?