I just had a fun rare thing happen to me. I was lathering my hands up in the shower when suddenly the slippery soap shot up out of my hand. Big deal you say? Well this was a rare time when everything seemed to slow down for a moment and I watched the soap tumble upwards through the shower spray and back down. Now normally you'll try to catch it so it doesn't get a dent on the corner from bonking down on the tub and you almost always miss..I mean come on, that thing is slippery and pretty much out of control. Well...this time I caught it! Not only that, but right when I caught it I farted! It wasn't just any fart mind you, because my ass was all wet so the water in my crack made the fart sound particularly funny. So yeah...POIK goes the soap, twirling up and then down and then right when I catch it....QUIIRRRRRP! Yeah so, I got that goin for me.

I don't understand. Maybe you should draw it, but with A sexy Lady instead of you.

That makes me very sad Derrick.

I just like soaped up Sexy Ladies. Is that so wrong???

That makes total sense, because using the equation E = gamma x the rest energy, we can see that the electron's energy after ten feet of travel is 7.09 x 0.511 MeV = 3.62 MeV. At the end of the linac, where gamma = 100,000, the energy of the electron is 100,000 x 0.511 MeV = 51.1 GeV. and Length Contraction
Instead of analyzing the motion of the tau from our frame of reference, we could ask what the tau would see in its reference frame. Its half-life in its reference frame is 3.05 x 10-13 s. This does not change. The tau goes nowhere in this frame. - Helen Quinn, Theoretical Physics, Stanford University (and I think I jumbled it up for maximum bullshitting effect, anyway... sorry, Helen)

(see, basically everything slowed down because the answer lies in time dilation)

Whatever happened to dumb blondes? =P

xD
Wow.
You should draw that.
But no sexy lady. :[
SEXY MAN! xD

plagiarizing is bad, dba, mkay?

'Mkay' coming from Marcello?

A formula for Time Dilation coming from DBA?

Yep, we are all going to hell.

lol... okay, like anybody's gonna believe I came up with that myself... I'll name my source. Can't even do any good Texas bullshitin' with a genius in the house, damn. :)

well you could have at least changed it around a bit/reworded it so that a google search didn't pick up the exact same text ;)

If I weren't so dingy I would've, duhhh. :)

You clearly entered the matrix.

There is no matrix there is only the force (and soaped up Sexy naked Ladies)!!!!!!!!

No lady! :[
What about us ladies who don't wanna see a naked anorexic chick?
Huh?
I want a sexy soaped up mannnnn <3

I don't like anorexic chicks!!!!

O.o I do not want to see this Helen Quinn soaped up

Awwwwww MAYANNN. Never mind, you're right. Ewww. No soap for Helen, baby. ewww.

You are one sick Lady!!!!!

Who delete comments??? Now I look crazier than usal.

Not me, I ain't stickin' around for that shower! *runs* Nooooo way is that happenin'...(yeah, I poofed the helen shower. lol)

I wouldn't run around soap.

it's whooooopppps slippery, huh? :)

It's fun to throw a wet bar of soap in a small room.
It flies all over the place, but you get hit in the head sometimes.

Don't step on the soap, or this might happen:
http://www.150.si.edu/images/8miki1.jpg

Heaven's to Betsy, Lawdy, we can't have that happenin', now can we? Everybody pick up your soap!

C'mon Derrick, we all know Miss Quinns your kinda women. The ones who deny the loudest and all that.

Axil, thank you so much for the laugh. *squish- verrrp* I am LMAO.