have you ever tried that, Dan? what happens?

I haven't, but when I was in Job Corps, Jim used to do it. It just makes a sudden puff of flame, kinda like lighting hair spray, but to a lesser degree.

no suh, lol
I'm gonna light my dog's farts!

Does this dog fart on command? lol

when he wakes up, I'm gonna train him >:)

Fart boy, fart! Good boy. *pat pat*

yeah, then I'm gonna bring him on Animal Planet, and we's gonna win prizes :)

You could shave his butt, teach him to walk backwards and make him wear a dragon costume backwards and he'd be a fire breathing dragon.....with a long waggy nose.

yeah, I was just thinking how long his butt hair is, I'd have to be very careful... that would be a great way to answer the door on Halloween though :)

you could just part it with a brush/comb and put lots of gell in it to hold it that way. "Oh my, I seem to have run out of candy kids...how about some nice roasted nuts?"

you are so bad, lol

*flick flick..Whoosh!* "Oopsy, ok, it's alright, just roll around Timmy, there ya go, you'll be fine."

now that is a flamming ass hole

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