...She survived and was rushed to the hospital by none other than: Turtlebuster and Xod! After the operation, (which turned out fine) Turtlebuster said:

"Marry me!".

"NO! mary me!" said Xod.

Then turkey girl said:

"I'll marry..."

TO BE CONTINUED... (By turkey girl, herself!)

(And, now She HAS to marry turtlebuster, since Xod suicided. Unless, it's really a hoax...)