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drawn in 1 hour 4 min with Oekaki Shi-Painter
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Alex-Cooper (Sep 30, 2005)
Give me the best insult you've got. Do it. Seriously.
Alex-Cooper (Sep 30, 2005)
drawn in 35 min
R. (Sep 30, 2005)
You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
Alex-Cooper (Sep 30, 2005)
Come on, R. You can do better than that. Think malicious.
sincity (Sep 30, 2005)
HAH!! Love it! That's great. :}
R. (Sep 30, 2005)
There is enough pain in the world, and you seem a sensitive chap, who wants to draw attention to himself in any way he can. I'm not sure you can handle the truth.
Alex-Cooper (Sep 30, 2005)
Haha. That's more like it.
Caddris (Sep 30, 2005)
"Best insult" eh? How about "Thou art the idol of idiot worshipers. I bite my thumb at thee, Sirrah." Oooooh. I just called you sirrah. Whatcha gonna do know, huh?
. . . I find it more than just a little sad that the best I can do in terms of insults is resort to Shakespeare, preforme an archaic rude geusture and call someone sirrah or churl, or rouge, or knave.

As for the picture, sirrah, I like it a lot. It reminds me of highschool. I almost got expelled playing that game once. The thing is my right arm is freakishly huge so when I put his head between my thumb and forefingre he started freakin' out. So of course I get sent to the principal's office and she gave me in home suspension for two weeks. I'm sorry if none of what I am typing makes any sense. I took my Ambien 20 minutes ago and it kicked in right in the middle of this post.
R. (Sep 30, 2005)
Damn! That is just nasty, Caddris! If you come near me with that hand, Cooper, I'll rip your arm off, shove it up you arse, and eat you like a toffee apple.
davincipoppalag (Sep 30, 2005)
Your father smells of elderberries... (went to Python so Caddris would feel better)
Noremac (Sep 30, 2005)
your dumb! >:|
Kloxboy (Sep 30, 2005)
That comedy sketch was pretty damned funny, I saw it for the first time about 13 years ago on HBO, when it was new.
KITH is most excellent. You want an insult...hmm, your face makes me think of dead cows, especially the smell.
I'm better at insulting people I actually dislike.
SneakyWalter (Sep 30, 2005)
The craters on your face would make Neil ArmStrong Nostolgic. Your Personal Hygiene (I hate spelling that word) leaves something to be desired. Your so ugly, when you get off the bus at school, the bus driver is fined for littering. (Though I don't even know if you go to school)
Caddris (Sep 30, 2005)
o__O I just re-read what I wrote last night. My god. I should never try and type after I take my medicine. I have frequent bouts with insomnia and the Ambien helps with that . . . unfortunately my logic suffers. . . . . How embarrassing.

Still a great picture, sirrah.
marcello (Sep 30, 2005)
your fingers are too long.
R. (Sep 30, 2005)
You suck at fingers.
Alex-Cooper (Sep 30, 2005)
The ladies love my long, artistic fingers.
silver_maiden (Oct 1, 2005)
Ur mamma's black. >_>;;
Noremac (Oct 1, 2005)
:O thats bad mojo maiden
Alex-Cooper (edited Oct 2, 2005)
drawn in 29 min
Squish.
Oh yeah. Forgot to tell you. The Exorcism of Emily Rose really fucking sucked.
Noremac (Oct 2, 2005)
learned him good
R. (Oct 2, 2005)
Thank you for letting me insult you roundly, and for the pleasure of skipping back and forth between versions 1 and 2. Have you ever considered providing this service professionally? It might be the solution to a lot of problems.
Alex-Cooper (Oct 2, 2005)
No problem, R.. Did you find insulting someone you don't know to be therapeutic?
Pence (Oct 2, 2005)
haha, these pictures are awesome! I love Kids in the Hall! (where the joke started for those who don't know)
R. (Oct 3, 2005)
I know the web offers infinite possibilities to insult strangers, but it's nice to get an invite and then to kiss and make up (just a touch of rouge and mascara for me). Feel free to insult me whenever you feel the urge. I promise to do the same.
marcello (Oct 3, 2005)
your name lacks vowels.
Axil62 (edited Oct 6, 2005)
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marcello (edited Oct 3, 2005)
that actually wouldn't be all that difficult. I'd just have to do it though.
try this: paste this url into your browser location box:
javascript:clearTimeout(window.timeout);window.e=-1;function f(){e++;if (e>=edits.length)e=0;loadEdit(e);window.timeout=setTimeout("f()",1000);};f();

this should work for any picture, and you can change the speed at 1000, but don't put it too low or it'll overload the server/your computer.
Anna (Oct 3, 2005)
O_O!!! SOO COOL! lolol that's just great!
fleeting_memory (Oct 3, 2005)
*clicks between the two* hehehehe back and forth-squish squish-this is fun
marcello (Oct 4, 2005)
fleet: did you even bother to read my post? =P
Axil62 (edited Oct 6, 2005)
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R. (Oct 4, 2005)
vwls sck!
Goku (Oct 8, 2005)
take your head and squishit...pop hahahaha hahahaha
ambermac (Oct 24, 2005)
my pet monkey is a more better artist than you!
Renuar (Oct 27, 2005)
good concept, well executed.
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