I hope no one really died. I hate funerals. I refuse to go to them. When my mother calls and says...
"Cindy, you remember your great Aunt so and so... don't you, she pinched you alot when you were 3, etc. etc..." well, she has passed away, and it would be so nice if you could attend... ACK! I tell her... my policy still stands, and I prolly won't even come to yours. At least there will be no one to call and tell me I have to go!!!! lol

Oh, and a good rule to live by is this: Give the people you care about real flowers while they are still living, say nice things to them and about them now. Don't read a eulogy and put tacky plastic ones on their grave.