You should look at boyfriends like they're shoes, at the time the shoes you have are your favourites but you know they'll not last forever and one day you'll have to get a new pair of shoes. But you'll grow to love these new shoes just as much as the last pair, if not more.
I know I am, I think we all are in some ways. Even your dear father is too, in fact he told me himself the other night as he was perceiving my prize winning parsnip up his ass.
If your suggesting that I was chatting her up, you should have a serious word with yourself. So apparently I'm well renowned for chatting up fourteen year old girls on the internet? get a grip you helmet.
Don't you worry I make a point of having at least one serious word with myself everyday, today it will be severe lactose intolerance (see what I did there, works perfectly for a tit like you). I always have a hold of something but everyone here knows you have the tightest grip of your helmet (we all know you grasp tighter when you shut your eyes and dream of taking it deep in your poop shute). and don't forget all those fourteen year old boys you like to break in either my sweet Flubadub.
Clearly you're not using your real name, and the sole purpose of you creating a new account is because you have some kind of vendetta against me. I feel flattered you've gone out of your way to try and tarnish my reputation. But I'm like jesus here, everybody worships the ground I walk on, so whatever you try and achieve I'm affraid it will be a lost cause. Give it up now and stop embarressing yourself any further.
I would, but I like the banter. It's just another one of these girls who think I've done them wrong. I cant help them developing these unhealthy crushes on me.
There's my sexy boy, it's all about the banter right, you really flatter yourself in the assumption I came here for you, as powerful as you are :0) I remind you that you need to have a polished reputation to be tarnished in the first place, we all know about the incident with the sheep and the rubber gloves. Mmm and what kind of crush is better than an unhealthy one, i'm happy to gorge on you all day. I have no vendetta, I came to appreciate great work a while ago and admittedly you have caught my eye on many occasions ;0) I'm not trying to achieve anything but a smile and to share a few priceless words with bob the magnificent, and lori sweetie, I can guarantee you that everyone here ignores anything that you say.
There is banter and then there are outright viscious attacks...I like Flubbles and Lori and I dont give a flying fuck who u are, but you have problems.....If youv'e come here to appreciate great art, youv'e got a shitty way of showing it..
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