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enirroc (Mar 12, 2010)
Note, I'm not religious in any way.

Edit: I lost interest in this, and want more room in my studio. So it's done enough.
enirroc (Mar 12, 2010)
drawn in 52 min
elly (Mar 12, 2010)
This is very, very nice, enirroc! It has a very painterly look about it =) I'm a believer but I'm not 'religious'. Believing is a Faith, not a religion =) I look forward to the finish!
enirroc (Mar 12, 2010)
Thank you for the nice comment, I'm glad you like what I have so far. I'm afraid you may not be so keen on the finish, as it's going to be a tad offensive. We'll see though. lol.
firecracker (Mar 12, 2010)
This is really looking very nice.....I'm a believer also, and I hope you finish this.....:)
davincipoppalag (Mar 12, 2010)
Looks great so far
Flubbles (Mar 12, 2010)
If i believe there is a parallel universe that exists and the people are made out of plasticine and orange squash, does this make me crazy? because i really believe it's true.
enirroc (edited Mar 13, 2010)
You may be crazy.
enirroc (Mar 12, 2010)
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enirroc (Mar 12, 2010)
drawn in 6 min
elly (Mar 12, 2010)
Yes, offensive if one wants to read it that way...I see the 'artistic' aspect of the piece, and very well drawn artistically I have to say, personally for me it's just an image. It does not portray what I believe in whatsoever, so it does not offend me...my Mother on the other hand, resting in peace now, would be another thing...LOL!
firecracker (Mar 12, 2010)
It doesn't offend me either, because I know that no matter how angry Jesus may get at the "world".....He would never give anyone the "finger"...."lol". I really think you did a great job on painting this pic though....His face looks beautiful, and hands are soooo difficult to draw....and you "nailed" it,,,,,,nice draw!! :)
enirroc (Mar 12, 2010)
Who knows if jesus would flip us the bird or not. It's just a hand gesture. lol. But thank you, you two, I'm glad you like my work reguardless of your beliefs.
enirroc (Mar 12, 2010)
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enirroc (Mar 12, 2010)
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lori (Mar 13, 2010)
if he came back as this hip new age Christ wearing jeans and a black leather jacket, maybe he'd do this but I don't see that happening.. and I especially don't like the smug look on his face.. that's not the Jesus I know
enirroc (Mar 13, 2010)
I think my drawing kinda looks like my friend billy personally. And I don't really believe in jesus, but I figure if he did exist, he wouldn't have been so white. Oh well though, this was based on a reference picture I saw. And it reminds me of the movie dogma, and instead of it being a 'buddy' christ it's an 'eff you' christ.
lori (Mar 13, 2010)
I don't think he's so much a buddy as he is a teacher, an influence
enirroc (Mar 13, 2010)
He was my influence. For a new piece of art. Woooooo.
lori (Mar 13, 2010)
wooo lol
davincipoppalag (Mar 13, 2010)
This one is Jesus Woznieckza. He's from Brooklyn. He used to drive a cab, but the owner of the company had to close up because he couldnt afford health insurance . This Jesus was waiting to cross the street on the way home from there, and a Presidential motorcade was passing by, so he saluted.
enirroc (Mar 13, 2010)
lol, that's an awesome story, fits well with the picture.
Bubblicious (Mar 17, 2010)
Got Christ? Someone should draw the buddy christ, it was hilarious. Dogma was a good movie too. Anyway, personally, if Jesus wasn't so loving (and holy) he probably would give us the bird. I mean... the way some people are, it shouldn't come as a surprise.
enirroc (Mar 20, 2010)
drawn in 2 min
rosalyn (Mar 20, 2010)
Hahaha I love it.
davincipoppalag (Mar 20, 2010)
Hi Ros!
firecracker (Mar 20, 2010)
This pic makes me wonder who started the tradition of giving people the "finger".....I wonder who was the very first person who did this, and why he did it.....and what were the thoughts behind doing this...."lolz". I'm always curious about how "things" got their start....and I'd like to know who started this givin' people the "finger" thing....hahahaaa! :) I know that Jesus would never do this sort of thing though.....He is "above" all of that.....:)
firecracker (Mar 20, 2010)
Thanks "DaVinci" for the link......I didn't think the "finger gesture" would be in "wikipedia".....but now I know where it got it's start......very interesting.....it was used as far back as the ancient Rome and ancient Greek times.....that's amazing!!
enirroc (Mar 20, 2010)
Wiki's got it all.
enirroc (Mar 21, 2010)
drawn in 10 min
firecracker (Mar 21, 2010)
I like this version the best.....:)
betty96 (Mar 28, 2010)
hahahaha!!!very fun!!!
Ameear (Apr 4, 2010)
Does this really fit his caricacture?
enirroc (edited Apr 4, 2010)
I don't think it does, being as I don't think the real jesus would have been so white considering his place of origin (if I actually believed in the man of course), but I do think I did a pretty good rendition of the popular 'white jesus' type.

And if you mean in a more personality based way, I'd say sure. the people of our day and age deserve a holy flip of the bird.
toonlink101 (Apr 16, 2010)
how funny!!!^o^ a man holding a happy circle good idea!!!
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