please move this, I don't like it
ya know, this animal may look soft and friendly, like you might wanna pat it.. but I was at a zoo one time... and I was holding my cotton candy... well this giraffe bent his neck down while I was looking the other way, and stole my cotton candy! I thought, " Well damn, that thing has a lot of nerve"... so I went on to see my favorite animal, the chimps... I stood in front of the cage watching this insane chimp come running out of the darkness, and slamming itself against the cage in front of me. When he noticed I was there, he started clapping his hands, then holding them out... I said, "I don't have any bananas, I'm sorry Mr. Monkey"... then ya know what he did? He spit at me! I thought, "Why I oughta spank that monkey"! I was young then... lol