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thedarkcloak (Feb 6, 2009)
The crowds cheer, a head rolls, the self righteous nobility & judges shrink their noses at the disposed of criminal - very much like how some folks toss out dead poisoned vermin, in fact. Day in and day out, he wields the axe that deals out so called justice. He strolls ominously onto the stage, where his silent demeanor instills fear in the audience, as well as awe in some amongst it. His towering presence a brutal reminder to any would be perpetrators of the law.

His trusty axe, Tina, ever so faithful now for almost 10 years, has accompanied him from the start. He's long since lost count of how many souls they have sent to meet their respective makers together. Oddly enough, he does have a certain fondness for Tina the Axe. As for being an Executioner? Many would love to hold his position, the enigmatic seat of the executioner. Yet many more wonder how he does it. Does he have a clear conscience? Does he have a heart? Perhaps he is a demon-spawn of some sort, unable to pity the plethora of lives he has taken. Or worse yet, he could even be cruelly enjoying what he does with an unsettling passion & glee.

But underneath that mask, there is not a gleeful expression to be found.

No... Day in and day out, he drags Tina out for another thrill for the crowd, another kill for the governing body, or a convenient disposal for the ruling class, but alas; it's just another chore for him. You see, he's not very happy being the executioner. It's not entirely bad, for example he likes the rewards of privacy his job has bestowed upon him. Throw in the fact that none of the locals dare bother him and the situation almost sounds ideal (because he is never seen in public without his mask)! But, at other times, he'd rather be someone in the crowd, watching himself from a distance instead. Sometimes in a flash of rebellious mischief - when he's sure none will take notice - just before he swings his axe, he rolls his eyes with exasperation at the pompous arrogance the authorities display, as if they're doing such a fantastic job, so full of themselves. And when he's feeling really daring? Well, he even makes faces and sticks his tongue out at them.

The thing is, he actually resents this position. Being an executioner is not what he wanted to do, nor what he aspired to be, in the years of his naive youth!
Serving Death, and humoring whatever bastardized version of 'justice' happened to be fashionable at the time, for the approval of a compulsively bloodthirsty & roaring crowd was the farthest thing from any of his ambitions at the time...

All he ever wanted was to be a Pastry maker.

Yes, that's right. A Pastry maker.

A maker of cakes, not death.

In fact, sometimes as the lifeless corpses of his dispatch slump over, spurting their life essence from head and neck stump - he envisions a bun or a pie, filled with a sweet cherry filling or maybe even a tart strawberry preserve. Even as he swings Tina the Axe, as she sings, there is a moment where he dreams that she's being used to chop fruits & confections, for the pastries of the day. When he could almost smell the irresistible smells of a delicious baked treat!

The illusion is shattered however, each & every time Tina makes her crimson spattering thud, and an unseen scornful grimace soon washes over his face.
And once the deed of death is done, he sulks off, muttering and cursing under his breath, often times near tempted to drive Tina's sharp edge into an onlooker's face. But no... off he goes, back to his hidden den, where he reads up on the latest baking & dessert trends... you know, just in case.

This is the story of Edmund the Executioner.
20 comments – latest 4:
Flubbles (edited Feb 15, 2009)
Im glad i dont have to wear a what the french toast thong on my head thats for sure.I enjoyed the short story aswell, even though it wasn't part of the competition it was equally enjoyed.The concept reminds me a bit of sweeney todd, he slit peoples throats but had there remains made in to a nice pie, im wondering if both of your pieces were loosely inspired by it :p
davincipoppalag (Feb 15, 2009)
Congratulations on first!
QTgillie (Feb 15, 2009)
Congratulations, this is quite well done.
dorothyblueeyes (Aug 10, 2010)
i love these, i can't keep up with the contests; anymore?
drawn in 1 hour 54 min with Lascaux Sketch Classic
Public Boards/Beginner 
Catiie (Aug 9, 2010)
Bored.. I was eating fries [not from mcdonalds though] and had an idea
4 comments – latest 4:
Kloxboy (Aug 9, 2010)
"What do you call this?" A poison, a unit of profit, an addiction for fat consumers, a box of shit, a lie, another nail in the coffin, something to that effect.
Catiie (Aug 9, 2010)
D; Sorryy I wasnt trying to make anyone mad
Wraith (Aug 9, 2010)
I'm hatin it. I agree. It's poison. So is milk/dairy products, beef. All man made foods. I also think Microwaves are bad news. On msn, I saw an article that said something like "Study: Obesity Linked to early puberty" . BS! Sure some people just have problems with thier bodies, but for the majority, stop eating out so much and start cooking some home cooked meals.
padmooks (Aug 9, 2010)
I call it SHIT.
drawn in 22 min with Lascaux Sketch Classic
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bette_davis_eyes (Jan 4, 2009)
Painted Face

Grin
they said,
demanding
I hide feelings,
and show the false me.
Put on that happy face.
Repress the sadness and hurt,
for no one likes the lonely child;
or so they told me and I believed.
Swallow all that you know about yourself,
and lose your precious identity too.
So I painted my lips big and bright,
for all to see the cheerful me;
my soul sinister with time.
Now grown and on my own,
I fear being lost.
I am consumed,
but the paint
does come
off.

by Kim Schilling
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bette_davis_eyes (edited Jan 14, 2009)
Thank you clox!! and thank you axil for donating the prize! (I'm really excited about getting a tablet and can't wait to try it out) :D
and thank you all again for posting so many wonderful and encouraging comments .. I appreciate every one of them :)
Miss_DJ (Jan 14, 2009)
Bravo, Bette! You deserve bigtime Kudos for this one. Well done!!
Axil62 (Jan 14, 2009)
Quite welcome, enjoy! :)
dorothyblueeyes (Aug 8, 2010)
wow,fabulous
drawn in 8 hours 35 min with Oekaki Shi-Painter
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Moosh (May 2, 2009)
My seeester... kinda.
This started out as a self portrait but it started looking more like my sister than me.
It doesn't really look all that much like her either, but whatever. I still like it. :P
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TheCrimsonKing (Jun 22, 2009)
Awesome! She's very pretty.
Hierognosis (Oct 17, 2009)
The skin is very well done.
shell (Apr 3, 2010)
nice nose
MG (Jul 11, 2010)
Beautiful portrait. Is the blue'ish hue due to synthetic lighting? If so, you captured that nicely also.
drawn in 2 hours 58 min with Lascaux Sketch Classic
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Why did you start drawing?
xiau (Sep 30, 2006)
Is this the right board? So, what made you start drawing, and what made you keep at it? (there's probably already been a thread on this...) Well, let's see...as for me, I originally started somewhere around first grade. What did I draw? Animals. Why? I got some book called "Draw Rainforest Animals" or something, and used that. I didn't draw much back then though. Then, a couple of years later, I became re-obsessed with Sailormoon (I had watched it when I was much much younger, waaay before...
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Axil62 (May 23, 2008)
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xwindflyer (May 23, 2008)
I feel for ya bud.
Axil62 (Nov 13, 2008)
studio full
CodyParker (Jul 9, 2010)
I love this drawing for some reason.
backmagicwoman (Jul 9, 2010)
tired and frustrated.
drawn in 17 min with Oekaki Shi-Painter
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Xodiak, Hakkai, Punky, 20ark, Cianteed, and more... (Jun 27, 2005)
I decided to start the collaboration! A different artist draws on each of the 30 64x64 pixels squares.

I used PaintBBS because it is the simplest and easiest applet for small sized drawings. I hope it does not cause many problems! If someone does not understand something about the program I can explain.

Also it is recommended that every artist finishes the picture in a single version.
If you need to cancel a revision, please do not forget to click "Cancel Revision" to make sure the picture is not unintentionally locked.

Original forum thread: link
You can see a list of the artists added in my profile comment here: link

Now the list is full of 30 users!

|XOD|
129 comments – latest 4:
Axil62 (Dec 29, 2005)
Why does Cloxboys square become Cincity's square?
YouLovePoop (Jan 15, 2006)
OH MY GAWD IT'S BOOTIFUL!!!!
xxLiveLaughLovexx (Sep 4, 2008)
THIS IS AWESOME!!!! :D
dan___ny (Jul 4, 2010)
Great idea :D!
drawn in 23 hours with PaintBBS
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Flubbles and jekyll (Oct 21, 2009)
I think it will look better when theres a background.
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Flubbles (Jul 1, 2010)
Is it conceited to keep going back to look at your own work? I always wonder if other people do it.
padmooks (Jul 1, 2010)
I do it. its okay.
Flubbles (Jul 1, 2010)
I think were all a bunch of show offs.
padmooks (Jul 1, 2010)
were artists. were supposed to be conceited.
drawn in 1 day 13 hours with Oekaki Shi-Painter
Public Boards/Intermediate 
Axil62 (Jun 16, 2010)
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Suntan (Jun 17, 2010)
hmm, interesting. Green tea with nutmeg? I love nutmeg.
Kloxboy (Jun 17, 2010)
It's a bird... It's a plane... No, it's a teabagger! ;)
backmagicwoman (Jun 17, 2010)
HAHA!!..good one!
drawn in 35 min with Oekaki Shi-Painter
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Axil62 (Jun 15, 2010)
I think I'm going to attempt an old world parchment faux finish on the walls in the front room.
6 comments – latest 4:
Kloxboy (Jun 15, 2010)
Nice blending of warm and cool. My friend Gene does faux painting for a living, he's really good at it.
Axil62 (Jun 15, 2010)
Thanks, Clox. I wanna be really good at it.
elly (Jun 16, 2010)
Old world parchment....love it! Do you have the tools you need already (lol, bet u do ha ha) where would you get them? The local Home Depot?? Love the look and the colors! Especially the veining =)
Teapot (edited Jun 16, 2010)
Beautiful! This would fit perfectly in my living room with the Tommy Thomson and the Audubon. Can you do one about 4 feet high? I've got an empty wall. I'm going to do all my ceilings and some walls with Italian plastering technique to replace the godawful cottage cheese spray on shit that's up there now.
drawn in 18 min with Oekaki Shi-Painter
 
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