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Axil62 (Jun 6, 2004)
"The main purpose of government is self preservation."
-STEAL THIS COMPUTER BOOK-

"Knowledge is power."
-SESAME STREET-

"Governments-like schools, corporations, and churches- require the support of their members to succeed, and the better they can control their members, the stronger their grip."

"Government intelligence agencies have three purposes: To spy on other countries, to counter terrorists,
and to prevent domestic disturbances that could turn out badly for the ruling party.
More frequently, however, intellegence agencies are being used for a fourth purpose:
to spy for the benefit of their country's corporations."
-STEAL THIS COMPUTER BOOK-
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DinoFlorist (Jun 6, 2004)
THat's right, and spywares are all a part of it. I find it strange that the government has taken upon itself to create anti e-mail spam laws (which are very ineffective) and with the exception of a few states, have ignored the greater evil. Computers loading software and tracking devices onto your personal property is a huge infringement on privacy. I hate spywares.
Xodiak (edited Jun 6, 2004)
Oh, I see... He is imaginary... And his initials are the same as the initials of United States as I just read somewhere! It must be like the Oscar story, where you expect someone to tell you a big impressive story about the origin of the name and they only tell you that "the statue looked like someone's uncle Oscar". >:)
Now I have fantasies of Uncle Sam hentai... >;D
I wonder if Uncle Sam is the same guy in the game "Sam says" where you have to do what they tell you as long as they say "Sam says" >:)
|XOD|
davincipoppalag (Jun 7, 2004)
Uncle Sam is a representation of the 5 or 6 rich fellas who really run everything. They gave us Twinkies and Mountain Dew, and Pizza and Rootbeer to lull us into a sense of security. But beware, I understand they are about to foist off Tofu as the new beef... ( I just made a reservation to move to Canada).;. Good draw Axil..it looks just like one of "theirs"
shell (Mar 1, 2011)
Oh hey finally me being an alien is doing me a favor. I don't know this guy. Ha, in your face.
drawn in 47 min with Lascaux Sketch Classic
Axil62 (Jun 3, 2004)
I'm not sure I like this.
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Axil62 (Jun 3, 2004)
Move a file from the root directory to a subdirectory, I have two dogs inside of me. Hey I know, who pees the most?
DeadlyBlondeArcher (Jun 3, 2004)
See, I told you he'd understand! :D
davincipoppalag (Jun 4, 2004)
I don't mind it.. I wouldn't have known it was an Axil if your name wasn't on it.. this is more zep style with the lines and colors...
shell (Mar 1, 2011)
Oh come on it's not that bad. But I did laugh at your first comment.
drawn in 1 hour 19 min with Lascaux Sketch Classic
LSD
Axil62 (Jun 3, 2004)
Nnn so...like, this one time I was on acid nnn...yeah...nnn then we played Led Zepplin backwards on 78 speed man....and I saw God man....
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assha-rei (Sep 12, 2009)
i'm not exactly sure why it works, i think it was something like, your mind works like a camera, so when you look at it and your eye shifts its vision to (or just focuses on) another portion of the image, your mind tries to smoothly transition from the image of 'your first glance' and the image of 'your second glance'. thus, the image moves to the side, but the circular arrangement of the dots makes them appear to rotate, rather than merely shift.
but, like i said, i'm not really sure :l
Roytje (edited Sep 13, 2009)
Not cool for my eyes.
shell (Mar 1, 2011)
And everyone did acid but me. But thanks to this I'm not missing out this time.
drawn in 1 hour 45 min with Lascaux Sketch Classic
Axil62 (Jun 2, 2004)
"Yew aught not tawk lahk at, yew jest a bowy."
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Axil62 (Jun 3, 2004)
I don't think you understood the movie.
davincipoppalag (Jun 3, 2004)
...She's jes upsayut cuz it wuz Dwaht Yoakum whose haid got split with the sling blayde..
DinoFlorist (Jun 3, 2004)
that picture shows mad skill. To be able to make it that small is awesome. I see the things you do, such as put in the dark sleeve color and then just add the lines on top to show the shirt rolled up and I say "wow!"
shell (Mar 1, 2011)
I didn't see the movie. Quite predictably.
drawn in 1 hour 5 min with Lascaux Sketch Classic
Axil62 (May 30, 2004)
There, perfect.
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Zack (Jun 3, 2004)
This is, of course, great, but I actually liked the potty training one better. Who says artists can't have a sense of humor?
Typo_Maan (Jun 6, 2004)
thats kewql!!! nicce jpob!
JackSprat (Jul 18, 2004)
Great painting! Hadda go look at your gallery after seeing your last two posts...I'm in awe.
shell (Mar 1, 2011)
The Dodge and Burn tools are foreign to me. But then again so is Lascaux. I love this.
drawn in 3 hours 9 min with Lascaux Sketch Classic
Axil62 (May 26, 2004)
Boy Howdy!
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DeadlyBlondeArcher (May 26, 2004)
Kind of like when Stephen King did drugs his books were great, and now they just suck. And if he published his laundry list ppl would buy it anyway, so I guess he'll stay clean and I won't read anymore books. I don't have a bottle cap opener. :(
davincipoppalag (May 26, 2004)
Lol I love Crumb..and you did it great
Kasha (May 26, 2004)
Crumb is scary....but that aside, he was freaking kick ass. His family was funny. XD

cool crumb pic. I hope to see more! like a big butt/boobie lady!
shell (Mar 1, 2011)
Everyone's familiar with it but me. Can I play the "I'm Romanian" card and get away with not knowing so many things? No? Maybe just this particular thing though? Oh come on.
drawn in 53 min with Lascaux Sketch Classic
You
Axil62 (May 25, 2004)
This is an R. Crumb drawing. The original did not have the word "you" in it. I put that there because .... well because this is you.
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davincipoppalag (May 25, 2004)
This is the internet..shouldn't that say " U" OMG u r so gaie....
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KiwiKitsune (May 25, 2004)
Eh heh... Davinci... please... -_-;; we should talk like normal. :D Anyways... this drawing really caught my attention... 'cus it's weird... o_O
Zack (Jun 9, 2004)
I love the irony that you use emoticons while saying we should talk like normal, Kiwi.
This is some funny stuff, Axil.
shell (Mar 1, 2011)
I look like no such thing.
drawn in 39 min with Lascaux Sketch Classic
Public Boards/Beginner 
Axil62 (May 20, 2004)
This is Eaty. Eaty likes to eat. Eaty is eating. Eat eat eat, Eaty likes to eat. Also, guess what. Last night I was sitting in my chair watching TV and I had one of those little black plastic film canisters that film comes in and I squeezed it and stuck it on the side of my forehead so that it suctioned itself to my head and it felt like I had a chopped off horn like Hellboy. I left it there too long though because today I have to go to my niece's gradutation cerimony and I have this big round redish discoloration on the side of my forehead where the blood was all sucked to the surface of the skin there. Oops dang it.
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Ty854 (Aug 31, 2004)
I eat my watermelon like that. It makes it taste better. I like eaty.
Kasha (Mar 29, 2005)
I can't stop laughing. Thanks for making me laugh. I wish I would have saw this sooner. I wish I was a mod because I would put this piece in the showcase....next to my cherry.
Axil62 (Mar 29, 2005)
he he. thank you.
shell (Mar 1, 2011)
It looked like you started drawing a sprout and then turned it into a watermelon thing. So in fact you know perfectly well what Eaty is eating. I'm on to you.
drawn in 24 min with PaintBBS
Public Boards/Intermediate 
Axil62 (May 16, 2004)
"Breakers crash at my feet, I count them like lambs in my sleep. They come at me steady, they know I'm not ready. They pound on my mattress door. Have they got a big one in store. Losing you, I heard I was losing you, that's not the only thing that I've got to lose...I've got to lose the deep sea blues, look at these blues, deep sea blues...."
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dixielandcutie (May 17, 2004)
oh wow! awesome work...i love the colors and the details on her hand are just...wow...nice!
xwindflyer (May 17, 2004)
Great Job. Good one!
Aubrey (May 17, 2004)
What a neat picture and with only a few colors You have a lot of talent
shell (Mar 1, 2011)
Love it. Darn, Aubrey was here too? Man where the hell was I in 2004? I really wanna know.
drawn in 1 hour 10 min with Lascaux Sketch Classic
Axil62 (May 12, 2004)
One for the Cloxinator.
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DeadlyBlondeArcher (May 12, 2004)
Maybe you should have entitled this "To Swallow or Not to Swallow?"
LovelyLori (May 13, 2004)
this totally reminds me of a craptastic drawing... it's a riot too
Kloxboy (May 15, 2004)
My goodness. Thanks, you got my imagination going.
shell (Mar 1, 2011)
Wait wait. Klox is into whores? What happened to fat hairy women? Man I just can't keep up.
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drawn in 26 min with Lascaux Sketch Classic
 
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