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Hurry Up Harry

Kloxboy (Jun 28, 2004)

Pukesque sketch

9 comments – latest 4:

Knockoff (Jun 28, 2004)

Wow, I love the eye and nose. He could almost smell his own eye. lol.
Nice work, Clox!

LovelyLori (Jun 30, 2004)

I can hear that bald woman naggin'..... niiice

Aubrey (Jul 2, 2004)

God he looks enraged! Like a temporary psychotic episode or something like you just know the next thing in the story will be... "Your honor my client should not be found guilty of murder for reason of temporary insanity" lol Great picture Clox :)

Ty854 (Aug 31, 2004)

Who pissed Xod off? This is a really cool picture clox. (And just kidding xod, hehe)

40 Vision

Kloxboy (Jun 17, 2004)

40 and Over Vision Wear

Wear these and you'll be able to:

-Alienate and be alienated by younger generations.
-New styles of music will make you feel ill and very disturbed.
-Refer to the "good old days" once or twice a day.
-Reject anything that poses a threat to your routine.
-Be skeptical of new ideas, feel threatened by change.
-Remind anyone younger than you that "you know better".

People will notice something different, something older about you, but what could it be?

Just tell them "I just got me a new pair of 40 Vision's! They're Swell!"

BUT remember, you don't have to put them on ...although, if you don't, you won't fit in and even worse...you won't be swell.

6 comments – latest 4:

davincipoppalag (Jun 18, 2004)

My philosophy on that is, if you keep your toys and an appreciation of toys, you won't ever get "old" in your mind.

DeadlyBlondeArcher (Jun 18, 2004)

how comical, and yet, how true. I think most of the time I wear my "16" vision glasses... I'd like to stay just terminally in a permanent childhood. You know what this made me think of, Clox? You are still in your twenties, right?... when I was twenty-something my Grandmother told me that somewhere around thirty my "eyes" would behave like a snake shedding it's skin and I would see everything in the world so much more clearly. At the time I didn't understand what she was talking about, but sure enough, around 30 something happened and I did view things with more wisdom and understanding. Don't you think that would make a great drawing? A person with snake-skin eyes peeling off? It isn't something I could draw, but I bet you could do it! (please? :)

cmb (Jun 18, 2004)

Whoo hoo! I can wear a pair of 44's now!

Aubrey (Jun 18, 2004)

Agreed on the toy issue! You're only as old as you feel, and most people feel like kids again when they have a toy even if they're 90. If ya ever hand an old lady a doll she had as a kid I bet she could remember everywhere she played with it growing up. Time makes you age.. but the kid in you stays forever.

hmm guess they don't have 21's.. dernit.. ah well, I can wait a few months for the 22's

spanky

Kloxboy (Jun 6, 2004)

Practice character for the collab battle.

5 comments – latest 4:

Knockoff (Jun 7, 2004)

Woaw, what a big neck. His face is a bit squished, eh?
This is cool. I think it would be a good character for the battle.

Pandora (Jun 7, 2004)

Oh do I like this one..He looks like he could tell us a few stories if we dared to stick around. Smiles

Kloxboy (Jun 7, 2004)

Thanks.

Knockoff: You really can't tell his head and face were intentionally made narrow and ape like? To me it seems pretty obvious. In fact, that's what makes this character any bit interesting.

That comment reminds me of when I drew a caricature and someone told me the head was too big for his body, when I told them it was a caricature, they told me they didn't know what a caricature was. What's more funny is this person drew a lot of bad anime, so I wonder how they can even criticize me on my proportions, which were purposely distorted, when they can't even draw normal proportions in their own work.

Zack (Jun 7, 2004)

KO was probably just pointing out the obvious, Clox. He didn't fall off the turnip truck just yesterday. It was at least a week ago.

This is great. Reminds me of one of my old roommates, except this guy's less hairy.

anatomy of the spank goblin

Kloxboy (May 30, 2004)

this is a perfect drawing of the spank goblins anatomy

4 comments – latest 4:

Xodiak (May 31, 2004)

Spank goblin looks very cute... Does he spank little kids? >:p
|XOD|

davincipoppalag (May 31, 2004)

Ahhh I wondered about the schnoz major.. interesting structure....

Axil62 (edited May 31, 2004)

Ah yes, the rarely seen spank goblin, and an even more rare depiction of it's anatomy. The government kept it under wraps for years...very hush hush an all you know. Saw one once when I was about 17, at least I'm pretty sure it was a spank goblin. Soon after that, I developed a knack for the ever popular "spanky game" with a slightly older woman named Donna (well, older than me anyway.)

"Uh oh. Donna...have you been a bad girl today?"
"Yes I have"
"Well you know what bad girls get right?"
"Yes"
"Alright then...come here...that's good...now bend over Donna...very good"
"Like this?"
"Yes, just like that. My my my.. we seem to have moistened our panites now havent we?
"I think so."
"That's a very bad girl isn't it?"
"Yes, very very bad."
"Welllll...we'll just have to get those right off of you now wont we?"
SPANK SPANK SPANK!

Etc etc etc....you make up the rest. ;-)

Xodiak (May 31, 2004)

I want to play this game too! >:D
|XOD|

sexy bitch

Kloxboy (May 24, 2004)

gotta get in shape for the shortcake

6 comments – latest 4:

Childlike_Vampire (May 25, 2004)

lmao, that is mildly disturbing. Effemenite yet masculine all at the same time. And original, to boot. lol nice drawing.

Kloxboy (May 26, 2004)

I gotta say, it was mostly Marcello's idea. I asked him, what fruit, what addiction and what sex? There ya go.

davincipoppalag (May 26, 2004)

Um...are the shoes part of the addiction? lol I hope not!

Thear (May 29, 2004)

yeah...so sexy...xD heh this is cool!! ^^

infected

Kloxboy (May 23, 2004)

I've got a sinus infection, behold the sinus infection drawing of me...well, toon me, eh, it's so far from what I look like, see, my skin is actually blue and I have horns

6 comments – latest 4:

DeadlyBlondeArcher (May 23, 2004)

I hate it when that happens... you need to heat up about 3 tbsps. lemon juice, two teaspoons of honey, put a shot (or two :) of whiskey (whatever you have will do, but Jack Daniels or Wild Turkey is best), down that, and then get comfy somewhere and drink at least half of the bottle of whiskey. (Be sure to belt out a few "Yeehaws" between drinks) I promise you'll feel better in no time. :)

laurael (May 23, 2004)

I hope you get better soon, too. The pic is great though. Listen to dba...I had a bit of whiskey once when I was feelin' horrible, went to bed and woke up the next mornin' feelin' great, but wondering who drank the rest of the whiskey when I saw the empty bottle in the sink...lol...!

davincipoppalag (May 24, 2004)

Sorry you're sick Mr. Clox. I think you're already looking a bit bluer.. nice.

kejoco (May 24, 2004)

i must get a sinus infection every weekend cause i always end up feeling like this...maybe i have a weak ammune system...no wait, maybe its the booze.
anyway, great drawing, i can almost hear him "uhhhhhuhhh...cough cough...SNARK!!"

yummy fist

Kloxboy (May 20, 2004)

hiiiooooo ha ha ha ha

8 comments – latest 4:

Kloxboy (May 20, 2004)

Looks to me you're all a bunch of.....really nice people.

Kasha (May 20, 2004)

I second that Clox. Anyways, I can do that. I can also touch my ear with my tounge.

Aubrey (May 20, 2004)

It looks so sketchy but so finished at the same time, it's great. I never could fit my fist in my mouth.

Knockoff (May 21, 2004)

Mmmmm that does look good. Can I have his other fist? (sorry I cuoldn't resist, it just looks to good.)
Hah, good one clox. I like the color of the dude, and the smoothness of the background.
Nice job!