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JoeNobody (Jan 31, 2006)
...seeing what had happened, Wanda took the flattened Larry into the alleyway and re-inflated him for a mere $20.00.
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terracotta (Jan 31, 2006)
(snort)
DeadlyBlondeArcher (Jan 31, 2006)
(lol @ snort) :)... I hate to work poor lil' ole' Bob's fingers to the bone, but I am dying to know what Larry's estranged, yet violent and psychopathic wife is going to do to him when she catches him rounding that corner with that big fat smile and 20 bucks less in his wallet.... Talk about needing paramedics, now. ;)
SYTHE (Jan 31, 2006)
Hey, I thought that guy was dead.....aw man......now I gotta cancel the funeral arrangements. What a second, who was the guy we had embalmed......oh well. -very hummerous-
friend (Feb 1, 2006)
hmmm i wonder how she re-inflated him, if you know what i mean! :P
Lol, very funny. This guy better be careful before he loses all his money!
drawn in 2 hours 33 min with Lascaux Sketch Classic
JoeNobody (Jan 29, 2006)
Emergency crews were on the scene immediately
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SYTHE (Jan 29, 2006)
Oh, thank god, the flowers survived. I was so worried! The guy died...... oh well. :)
DeadlyBlondeArcher (Jan 29, 2006)
Yes, as long as the daisies made it. What a relief. Yep, "if you cant duct it, f*@# it, I I always say. I am loving these, can't wait to see what happens... next?
terracotta (edited Jan 30, 2006)
You really only need two things to be a Mr. Fixit. If it moves and you don't want it to..duct tape. If you want it to move and it won't...WD40. Bob's Yer Uncle. Oh, wait.

I'm glad you fixed the RED CLAY pot. :) I just noticed the little straw splints for the daisies. You are too much!
gerbear (Apr 22, 2006)
looked at the pic..saw the straws...still on the floor laffing!
drawn in 2 hours 1 min with Lascaux Sketch Classic
JoeNobody (Jan 28, 2006)
I had some free time
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davincipoppalag (Jan 28, 2006)
Lol..he got flattened....
Cianteed (Jan 28, 2006)
this is the coolest thing i've ever seen.
SYTHE (Jan 29, 2006)
I hate it when that happens, you try to water your potted plant and the next thing you know, *splat*, your street pizza!
staci (Jan 30, 2006)
ahaha,.,wow..funny and well drawn. i like your toons ^_^
drawn in 1 hour 9 min with Lascaux Sketch Classic
JoeNobody (Jan 28, 2006)
mmmm..pretzels.....
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SYTHE (Jan 29, 2006)
That's the stuff there! -nice pic-
davincipoppalag (Jan 29, 2006)
Yea..that's how I recognized it.. I lived across the river in jersey..brother lived in Phila
terracotta (Jan 31, 2006)
giggling at the title. I think this composition deserves to march into hyperRealism. I could turn this into something that looks like a photograph for you in less than 20 hours. But you have to send me a Phila pretzel first.
JoeNobody (Jan 31, 2006)
should I send the mustard too?
drawn in 1 hour 6 min with Lascaux Sketch Classic
JoeNobody (Jan 28, 2006)
just a bunch o' squares.....
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TaCO (Jan 28, 2006)
O.O I Love cheese!!!!!!!
I wouldn't eat the green and brown cheese, but I always wanted to try blue cheese.
shults (edited Jan 29, 2006)
Love this one.
a lot.
oh, and know this- my mom (a kindergarten teacher) asked me to print this one, to show the kids one artistic tree. :)
love the one with the rainbow too. optimistic.
JoeNobody (Jan 30, 2006)
thanks everyone. shults, I would be honored to hear what the class had to say. A neat project your Mom can try is giving the kids Elmer's type glue and colored tissue paper. Tear the tissue paper into shapes and glue it down onto white paper to create picture. The overlapping areas give mixed colors. (Hopefully that's not too advanced for kindergarten, it's been a while since I have been there).
kejoco (edited Jan 30, 2006)
I forgot to mention that I really like this

Joe, that project you mentioned for the kids was exactly what this reminded me of. I think I remember doing that in kindergarten
drawn in 52 min with Lascaux Sketch Classic
JoeNobody (Jan 28, 2006)
after the rain the sun broke through
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DeadlyBlondeArcher (Jan 28, 2006)
pretty rainbow windows. I like this.
terracotta (Jan 28, 2006)
I am always reminding myself to keep things more simple...and then forgetting. I should have a bunch of your work hanging around to remind me.

And then there's one window open. (smiles)
PolythenePam (Jan 28, 2006)
I really like this
gerbear (Apr 22, 2006)
This might be one of the best pictures I have ever seen. The rainbow is inside..it is gorgeous and brilliant! And oyu were prolly jes messing around but all kinds of "stuff" can be read into it. :)
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JoeNobody (Jan 26, 2006)
...
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terracotta (Jan 27, 2006)
I know. I keep watching that arched doorway, thinking any minute now someone interesting is going to come flyin' out of it...I'll just sit here and wait until you've mastered some animation program. Okay?
JoeNobody (Jan 28, 2006)
You guys can't see the animation? Well, he does come out of the arched doorway after a long day at his desk, walks across the street and into his apartment building. He takes the elevator to the top floor then climbs the one flight of stairs to the rooftop. There he has his watering can and lovingly tends to his flowers. After watering and removing some dry petals he stands at the edge of the rooftop for a while, watching the others in the city as they finish their days. As the sun drops behind the buildings in the west and the lights in the buildings begin to glow he heads back down the stairs and to the elevator. Hungry but not wanting to return to his apartment to face eating another microwaved supper, he leaves out the front door and goes around the corner to his favorite tavern where he orders a Belgian beer and eats pretzels from the bowl on the bar.
DeadlyBlondeArcher (Jan 28, 2006)
Oh. I was thinking more like a little round fat man toppled off the roof while watering the flowers, bounced a couple of times, and then got flattened by a steam roller.
JoeNobody (Jan 28, 2006)
that happens in episode two.
drawn in 1 hour 8 min with Lascaux Sketch Classic
JoeNobody (Jan 20, 2006)
a brother.....
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davincipoppalag (Jan 21, 2006)
Groucho! Great job...
SYTHE (Jan 21, 2006)
"Why don't you slip outta that wet dress and into a dry martini." -cool picture-
JoeNobody (Jan 21, 2006)
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend, inside of a dog it's too dark to read" (my favorite quote)
terracotta (Jan 21, 2006)
There's a psychological atttitude of self-loathing that I call the Groucho Syndrome from this quote "I wouldn't want to join a club that would have me as a member." And one I live by..."I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." Love your portrait of him, Bob.
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JoeNobody (Jan 20, 2006)
I'd add her name if I could spell it.....
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nekodesu (Jan 21, 2006)
Now this is a great caricature. Nice work on the mouth :)
staci (Jan 21, 2006)
next in line? then it should be hillary :P
Zack (Jan 21, 2006)
shhh! one must not utter the profane name of the Dark One lest one draws upon oneself unholy attentions!
TaCO (edited Jan 21, 2006)
I agree with the monkey.

Edit: you should of put her freckles.
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JoeNobody (Jan 12, 2006)
Welcome Home. Saving here before I lose it like the first time I tried
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SYTHE (Jan 15, 2006)
He should have a combat patch on his right shoulder were the flag is and the flag under that, then it would be perfect. Wearing the patch in this manner signifies that he was deployed to a combat zone. Great peice.
JoeNobody (edited Jan 15, 2006)
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SYTHE, Thanks for the heads-up on the meaning of the patch above the flag. This is of the return of a friend and his wife. He proudly served in Iraq and arrived home safe on Thanksgiving night.
emmamommalag (Jan 21, 2006)
This is a lovely tribute to your friend. I'm glad he arrived home safe and sound and I'm grateful to him for his service to our country.
Qwerty_Wittle_Fawah (Feb 13, 2006)
omg I didnt see this. This is so sweet. I love it!
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