The Cthulhu-Geisha. Beautiful yet deadly, the mere existence of this creature proves the old addage 'Beauty is only skin deep'. Usually found inhabiting Kyoto tea-houses late at night while cleverly disguised as a normal everyday tea-hostess, she can only be observed showing her true form when recklessly accused of serving drinks at the wrong temperature by some hapless and unsuspecting 'gaijin'...
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True story: So a friend and I went to a local sushi bar a couple of nights ago. We ordered Sake, our traditional beverage of the evening. As it turns out our order took unusually long, and our Sake, while normally served nice and toasty warm, arrived ever-so-slightly..mmm...dare I say..*cold*. Not feeling it was worthy of troubling the waitress, I mentioned it to my dinner partner- under my breath, of course. Apparently, however, I was not quite out of range of her super-sonic ears. Our petite, traditionally-clad Asian waitress spun around in a veritable whirlwind of kanzashi, silk and pure unadulterated hellish fury and exclaimed "WHAT did you SAY about MY Sake?". I kid you not, folks- never in all my life have I witnessed a more grotesque and heinous display of evil countenance on any human face. For that brief second, she looked something like this...

Profiteroles

I know its crappy so ima post it on intermediate for now incase i decide to go back and touch it up some.

I imagine he's very hungry.

Ref from magazine.
phew...I haven't done realism like this in a very, very long time.

and the star earrings look like regurgitated crap. -_-

he's smiling and waving at you!

one funny little homo :)

Feeling loose today.
I work with a girl who looks similar to this, though the girl looks much more like Denise Richards with a touch more facial fat.
I think I'll work harder next time. Thanks for viewing.

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