Please? :'C

whatever. I'm spending waaaaayy too much time on this. good enough.

p.s.- another reference photo used.

I was trying to doodle a weird alien woman (actually it started off as an attempt to draw a human head without a reference, but I was screwing things up so I went with alien), but I started to like it too much as a human towards the middle, so it just came out as a weirdly drawn person. I think I ended up being influenced by Zinc's picture of Queen Amidala, so she turned out being queen-like. I hope he doesn't mind. She ended up just being a weird, disproportionate human with a weird hat.

She don't like her eggs all runny
She thinks crossin' her legs is funny
She looks down her nose at money
She gets it on like the Easter Bunny
She's my baby I'm her honey
I'm never gonna let her go

He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays
I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies
He ain't too sharp but he gets things done
Drinks his beer like it's oxygen
He's my baby
And I'm his honey
Never gonna let him go

In spite of ourselves
We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow
Against all odds
Honey, we're the big door prize
We're gonna spite our noses
Right off of our faces
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
Dancin' in our eyes.

She thinks all my jokes are corny
Convict movies make her horny
She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs
Swears like a sailor when shaves her legs
She takes a lickin'
And keeps on tickin'
I'm never gonna let her go.

He's got more balls than a big brass monkey
He's a wacked out werido and a lovebug junkie
Sly as a fox and crazy as a loon
Payday comes and he's howlin' at the moon
He's my baby I don't mean maybe
Never gonna let him go

In spite of ourselves
We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow
Against all odds
Honey, we're the big door prize
We're gonna spite our noses
Right off of our faces
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
Dancin' in our eyes.
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
Dancin' in our eyes.

(spoken) In spite of ourselves

...out in Lascauxland

My new charrie~

Her name is Archer, and I'm in the process of writing her story. I wanted to get this quick pic done before I started on request and finished some long-standing collabs (so sorry!! >_<). There are a few changes in her character design than what I had originally done (it can be seen here), such as the addition of gloves, and a change in eye colour. I didn't even want to try to put the crest on her chest, so I left that part out.
And as for anatomy, my apologies again, I cannot draw hands for the life of me >_<, so please don't point that out.

I really like this picture, but I don't think it's "Advanced" quality, so if a wonderfull mod could move it to intermediate, it would be greatly appreciated. ^_^

When I die, I may not go to heaven
I don't know if they let cowboys in
If they don't, just let me go to Texas, boy
Texas is as close as I've been

New York couldn't hold my attention
Detroit City couldn't sing my song
If tomorrow finds me busted flat in Dallas
I won't care, 'cause at least I'll know I'm home

I'd ride through all of Hell and half of Texas
Just to hear Willie Nelson sing a country song
Beer just ain't as cold in old Milwaukee
My body's here, but my soul's in San Antone

When I die, I may not go to heaven
I don't know if they let cowboys in
If they don't, just let me go to Texas, boy
Texas is as close as I've been

you'll sooner meet a cat o' nine tails than find out how he lost his paw.
(can opener accident)

Just practicing trying to draw shoes without references since I have a horrible time drawing shoes and feet.

I not-so-sketchy version of my other red-colored picture.