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Kloxboy (May 30, 2004)
this is a perfect drawing of the spank goblins anatomy
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Xodiak (May 31, 2004)
Spank goblin looks very cute... Does he spank little kids? >:p
|XOD|
davincipoppalag (May 31, 2004)
Ahhh I wondered about the schnoz major.. interesting structure....
Axil62 (edited May 31, 2004)
Ah yes, the rarely seen spank goblin, and an even more rare depiction of it's anatomy. The government kept it under wraps for years...very hush hush an all you know. Saw one once when I was about 17, at least I'm pretty sure it was a spank goblin. Soon after that, I developed a knack for the ever popular "spanky game" with a slightly older woman named Donna (well, older than me anyway.)

"Uh oh. Donna...have you been a bad girl today?"
"Yes I have"
"Well you know what bad girls get right?"
"Yes"
"Alright then...come here...that's good...now bend over Donna...very good"
"Like this?"
"Yes, just like that. My my my.. we seem to have moistened our panites now havent we?
"I think so."
"That's a very bad girl isn't it?"
"Yes, very very bad."
"Welllll...we'll just have to get those right off of you now wont we?"
SPANK SPANK SPANK!

Etc etc etc....you make up the rest. ;-)
Xodiak (May 31, 2004)
I want to play this game too! >:D
|XOD|
drawn in 33 min with Lascaux Sketch Classic
Axil62 (May 30, 2004)
There, perfect.
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Zack (Jun 3, 2004)
This is, of course, great, but I actually liked the potty training one better. Who says artists can't have a sense of humor?
Typo_Maan (Jun 6, 2004)
thats kewql!!! nicce jpob!
JackSprat (Jul 18, 2004)
Great painting! Hadda go look at your gallery after seeing your last two posts...I'm in awe.
shell (Mar 1, 2011)
The Dodge and Burn tools are foreign to me. But then again so is Lascaux. I love this.
drawn in 3 hours 9 min with Lascaux Sketch Classic
longway (May 28, 2004)
..
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DeadlyBlondeArcher (edited May 29, 2004)
I think I see what you did, here... each version is like a separate piece of work, a transformation from turbulence into calm. This was really a neat idea, and the final picture does give you a feeling of tranquility - although she does still look a little sad and hopeless.
davincipoppalag (May 29, 2004)
Very cool transformations...
emmamommalag (May 29, 2004)
Yeah.. that's cool.
Aubrey (May 30, 2004)
Pretty girl Longway, the background is nice too with the water :)
drawn in 10 hours 4 min with Lascaux Sketch Classic
Porcelain (May 27, 2004)
I REALLY can't draw with my mouse anymore. I kind of just gave up. Oh well.
8 comments – latest 4:
KiwiKitsune (edited Jun 1, 2004)
...aww... dun give up, hun. ;__; I luff it. You just need to draw on 2draw more often. :3 You didn't even spend an hour on this! O_O ...you're awesome.
Porcelain (Jun 3, 2004)
Naaa.. -_- I'm sorry.. =\ ..
Xodiak (Jul 7, 2004)
It is like explaining a joke of a complain and after the joke complains, the mouse gives up because someone said a joke about stupidity, 1+1=3

Nice drawing Porcelain, I always wanted to see Alice with blood on her body. >:)
|XOD|
marini135 (Jul 14, 2005)
I Like it looks like (look on google images...)American McGee's Alice
drawn in 39 min with Oekaki Shi-Painter
Axil62 (May 26, 2004)
Boy Howdy!
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DeadlyBlondeArcher (May 26, 2004)
Kind of like when Stephen King did drugs his books were great, and now they just suck. And if he published his laundry list ppl would buy it anyway, so I guess he'll stay clean and I won't read anymore books. I don't have a bottle cap opener. :(
davincipoppalag (May 26, 2004)
Lol I love Crumb..and you did it great
Kasha (May 26, 2004)
Crumb is scary....but that aside, he was freaking kick ass. His family was funny. XD

cool crumb pic. I hope to see more! like a big butt/boobie lady!
shell (Mar 1, 2011)
Everyone's familiar with it but me. Can I play the "I'm Romanian" card and get away with not knowing so many things? No? Maybe just this particular thing though? Oh come on.
drawn in 53 min with Lascaux Sketch Classic
Axil62 (May 26, 2004)
18.7A Place the locating dowels in the
crankcase journals ...
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DeadlyBlondeArcher (May 26, 2004)
Do you skin your knuckles alot when you do this?
Axil62 (May 26, 2004)
Not anymore. When I first started messing with engines and cars, yeah, but I've learned. :o)
DeadlyBlondeArcher (May 26, 2004)
Okay, good. You don't need any red for the picture then. :)
shell (Mar 1, 2011)
cool
drawn in 31 min with Lascaux Sketch Classic
DeadlyBlondeArcher (May 25, 2004)
The foot of a person who is about to feel one bite, and then a whole bunch of bites all at once, and then will hop and scream and slap at their feet and ankles, and then they will discover that there are also ants in their pants, and they will remove their pants hurriedly and then they will back into a cactus with no pants on, and they will be picking cactus stickers out of their butt and scratching their feet right when the cops arrive to arrest them for indecent exposure, and they will wear a road map around their waist on the way to jail, because they cannot put their pants back on because the ants are still in them.
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Noremac (May 26, 2004)
that is F'ed up
Pandora (May 27, 2004)
The veins in the big toe is so real and the skin beneath it. Unusual piece of art and so well done.
mooseflower (May 27, 2004)
Heh heh, 'toe'tally awesome! (eep! I'm being infected by puns!)
laurael (May 31, 2004)
Omg...love your description, lol...glad that's never happened to me! Great ants and toes!
drawn in 2 hours 24 min with Lascaux Sketch Classic
You
Axil62 (May 25, 2004)
This is an R. Crumb drawing. The original did not have the word "you" in it. I put that there because .... well because this is you.
7 comments – latest 4:
davincipoppalag (May 25, 2004)
This is the internet..shouldn't that say " U" OMG u r so gaie....
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KiwiKitsune (May 25, 2004)
Eh heh... Davinci... please... -_-;; we should talk like normal. :D Anyways... this drawing really caught my attention... 'cus it's weird... o_O
Zack (Jun 9, 2004)
I love the irony that you use emoticons while saying we should talk like normal, Kiwi.
This is some funny stuff, Axil.
shell (Mar 1, 2011)
I look like no such thing.
drawn in 39 min with Lascaux Sketch Classic
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LovelyLori (May 24, 2004)
my son bites holes in the tops of his shirts... he's ruining a shirt a day..... what would you do???? it's makin' me crazy!
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tattered_wing (May 25, 2004)
well in this picture he looks like hes like, 17.....therapy?
LovelyLori (May 25, 2004)
no, he's just 8, but I'm small, he's almost as big as me...
davincipoppalag (May 26, 2004)
I thought of the solution Mizz Lori! Make him wear those shirts to church..cuz they are already holey!
friend (Jul 22, 2004)
if u just wanted to say all this funny snuff y didnt u just go in chat cuz wats the pic about?
drawn in 14 min with Lascaux Sketch Classic
staci (May 24, 2004)
Ticket to Botswana...$1000.00
Fuji FinePix S7000....$400.00
Tour through Nxai Pan National Park...9 Pula
A Botswanian fly landing on your lens while you snap the most breathtaking photo youve ever seen...Priceless

no this really didnt happen..im just a moron
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marcello (May 25, 2004)
if the bug were actually on your lens, it'd be all out of focus...
staci (May 25, 2004)
hehe yeah probably..good thing i put little effort or forethought into this one : P
Childlike_Vampire (May 25, 2004)
Ah, this made me laugh alot. But what a great drawing anyways, that is rather breathtaking. lol good job.
staci (May 26, 2004)
thanks! : )
drawn in 17 min with Lascaux Sketch Classic
 
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