chickens are stupid.

Chickens are stupid and we should eat ever' damn one of them!!!

Especially not the ones they spit in at KFC yuck...

No, we should keep them and eat their eggs. I like chickens because they lay eggs.

So do lizards and turtles and frogs...and we don't eat them

I like frog legs, they taste good, too.
not frog EGGS, frog LEGS

"waiter...do you have frog's legs?" "No sir.."..."then why do you walk that way"

I wonder what turtle eggs taste like. I wonder what turtles taste like.
I wonder if theres a pet store nearby.

Isnt there three times as many chickens as humans?

I can't answer that, I can tell you we can never have too many chickens or too many eggs, but we can damn sure have too many people.

We should get rid of the Jappers.

Too late, we already had Japan and Roosevelt gave it back.

what a fag

You know, his wife had really bad taste in hair-dooooos, can you blame him? :)

can I blame him for her bad taste? What?

Anybody wanna play Twister?

Has anyone tasted turtle before?

I'm sure lots of people have.

Lots of people have tasted turtle. Not me, but bears don't taste good because they are typically omnivores, and you shouldn't kill something unless you are going to eat it, utilize it to preserve your own life, defend your own life or the life of someone else, or to stop the suffering of that life, and I like Teddy Bears, so I can forgive the Japan thing. (I think)

He also used to swing his dogs around by the ears as they howled in pain.

Are you sure that wasn't Eleanor? I mean, who could tell the difference?

HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Eleanor! HAHAHAHAHA!!! see because...the dogs...ha ha ha..and then....she was all...heh...and so...yeah, I'm sure.

"I have been in War...and I have been in Eleanor...let me say.. I prefer War" Franklin Delano Roosevelt... (wasnt that Lyndon Johnson who swung the dogs round by their ears)
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I dunno, probably.

Could be, I've been to Lyndon Baines Johnson's house, and it has a dog walk in the middle of it. (which was used to keep coolers full of ice, kind of like we use refrigerators, I think?) I didn't see a dog-torturing or dog-swinging area, though.

I think a simple lawn is sufficient for such activities.

Well, he had a big one of those, so that makes perfect sense.

Yeah but what about my poop story?

Well, if he didn't have yellow paint he could've put it in a paper sack and sat it on the porch, set fire to it, and then watched to see who came to stomp it out? I like tonka toys.

I disagree

I can't help it if the little Fisher Price man doesn't fit, it isn't my fault.

Fisher Price huh? I see.

and now for something completely random.
Read it and believe it

i fixxed it

edit: A+ for effort senshi....
I'm withholding your happy face because it's fixed ;)

I like snails. No really, cooked right they're delicious.

And funny we like eating something that was basically shat out.

Oh, btw good picture. It so got highjacked.