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Axil62 (Dec 16, 2010)
So remember guys, buy your gal a diamond for Christmas so she'll let ya do it in her butt!
Axil62 (Dec 16, 2010)
drawn in 7 min
backmagicwoman (Dec 16, 2010)
pffft!..like that'll work... ;-)
Axil62 (Dec 16, 2010)
Works like a charm... a diamond charm, that is! Ho I say!
backmagicwoman (Dec 16, 2010)
I'll just pop a piece of coal up my butt and make my own diamond...they don't call me Old Diamond Butt fer nuthin'.
Axil62 (Dec 16, 2010)
Yeah... a piece of coal you got out of your stocking for being bad oh huh I say!
backmagicwoman (Dec 16, 2010)
Oh yes, cause Santa knows just what I need for being bad...and he gives it right to me.
Axil62 (Dec 16, 2010)
Did you know in real life, Santa is gay.
backmagicwoman (Dec 16, 2010)
That's prolly why I caught him dancing around in my Christmas stockings last year..
Axil62 (Dec 17, 2010)
and then did he give you a sheepish grin?
backmagicwoman (Dec 17, 2010)
yeah..then he asked for cookies..can u believe it!!
Axil62 (Dec 17, 2010)
and he ate them with his pinky finger sticking up I bet. Psshh, Prissy ass.
backmagicwoman (Dec 17, 2010)
and then he had the nerve to ask to borrow my KY jelly..cause after he ate all my cookies he couldn't get his fat prissy ass back up my chimney.
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