The Cthulhu-Geisha. Beautiful yet deadly, the mere existence of this creature proves the old addage 'Beauty is only skin deep'. Usually found inhabiting Kyoto tea-houses late at night while cleverly disguised as a normal everyday tea-hostess, she can only be observed showing her true form when recklessly accused of serving drinks at the wrong temperature by some hapless and unsuspecting 'gaijin'...
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True story: So a friend and I went to a local sushi bar a couple of nights ago. We ordered Sake, our traditional beverage of the evening. As it turns out our order took unusually long, and our Sake, while normally served nice and toasty warm, arrived ever-so-slightly..mmm...dare I say..*cold*. Not feeling it was worthy of troubling the waitress, I mentioned it to my dinner partner- under my breath, of course. Apparently, however, I was not quite out of range of her super-sonic ears. Our petite, traditionally-clad Asian waitress spun around in a veritable whirlwind of kanzashi, silk and pure unadulterated hellish fury and exclaimed "WHAT did you SAY about MY Sake?". I kid you not, folks- never in all my life have I witnessed a more grotesque and heinous display of evil countenance on any human face. For that brief second, she looked something like this...

Inspired by my banana hand creme.

Just getting a little practice before the big one.

Just a lil doodle cos i was bored

I decided to do another drawing with no ref, since I've learnt a lot... and this one doesn't look too bad... much better than the first one without a ref! ^_^

Everybody at the video game symphony looked like they rolled out of bed and left. I was really overdressed because a lot of video game music sounds like classical, and it's a symphony, so I figured I'd dress nicely. Huuuu boy was I wrong. I saw a bunch of guys like this there. Obese 30 year olds. or teens. I actually saw some older people, like, late fourties and stuff. :O Whatever, it was a really odd experience. The music was great.

Blonde Guy: "*heavy breathing* I want to be like Sephiroth because he is the best character out of *pause, heavy breath* all of the Final Fantasy series. *pause, more breathing* I have calculations."
Me: "....."
Blonde Guy: "I see you... probably like Laura Croft? *pause, breathing* ...Heh. heh. heh. You're wearing laura croft boots... with your skirt. You got a... gun under there too? ;)"
Me: :(

Cross stich

now

This is my first picture in this place so be god I was just lerning the tools.