Me being confused, because I somehow managed to get an academic award for this school year. My friends decided that I am simultaneously the least IB-like, and the most IB-like student among the IBtards at our school. Mostly because I'm the quiet nerdy asian girl in the back that talks to herself and helps people with math homework, even though she hasn't done any of hers since November. I don't know what the award is (they don't tell you until the damned award ceremony for some reason), but I have this feeling it's a joke and they'll parade me up there and announce that I get the award for IB Student with the Most Late Assignments or IB Student with the Most Absences.