Who all opens the cereal box the way the designer of said box intended? I do.

well, arnt you just a little conformer to The Man.

I never open any boxes like you're supposed to, and I probably never opened any two the same way. I never close them right, of course, because they are kind of mutilated when I get done so I just shove the bag into the top of the cereal and kind of crunch the top of the box back shut. I never put the stupid twistie tie back on the bread, either.

I try to open them correctly, I really do. But somehow, it just never turns out the way I want, and I'm left with a torn up, unshuttable cardboard box full of despair.

unshuttable cardboard box full of despair

love it.