I'd better sorta' explain my inspiration for my weirdness... I was reading Lord of the Flies (an awesome book) and thought about the allusions to the Bible in it, and I started to wonder off in the Garden of Eden story. I thought about this contest, too, and was like:

"Gee, the devil might be symbolized by a dragon in the underworld--on Earth, he was depicted as a snake tempting Eve, and maybe God's power over Earth made him limbless and small, because his power was only so strong... Blergh, I'm hungry; I'll go make some chicken dumplings."

So there you have it! Devil Dragon!

...I have no real life, by the way.