Two tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites,
A-half a stick of butter, meeeelted....
Stick it all in a bowl baby, stir it with a wooden spoon,
Mix in a cup of flour, you'll be in heaven soon.

Say everybody have you seen my Balls?
They're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick-me-up,
Just stick my Balls in your mouth!

Ooh, suck on my Chocolate Salty Balls,
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty Balls,
They're packed full of vitamins and good for you,
So suck on My Balls!

Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and a half cup of brandy,
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla,
Grease up the cookiesheet, cos I hate when my Balls stick,
Then preheat the oven to tree-fitty, and give that spoon a lick.

Say everybody have you seen my Balls?
They're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick-me-up,
Just stick my Balls in your mouth!

Suck on my Chocolate Salty Balls,
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty Balls,
They're packed full of goodness, high in fiber!
Suck on My balls!

*sniffsniffsniff*
Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
Smells like something burning.
Well, that don't confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on Friday.
Baby you'd better get back in the kitchen....
Cos i've gotta sneaking suspicion....
Oh man baby, baby!
You just burnt my Balls!

Help me, my Balls are on fire!
Get some ice baby! My Balls are burning!
Give me some water, pour some water on me!
My Balls are burning! Oh my goodness,
Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!

Ooh, suck on my Chocolate Salty Balls,
Put em in your mouth and suck em! (they on fire baby)
Suck on my Chocolate Salty Balls,
Put em out baby, blow on em! (hoohoohoo)
Oh, suck on my Balls, baby! Suck on my Balls baby!
Suck on my Red Hot, Salty, Chocolate Balls!
Come on baby! Woo, Woo!
Suck on my Balls!