haha i hate that add, cept the guy is the one with the herpes
:D

Lmao, I hate that commercial. It's false hope for ppl who have STDs.
"We can still have sex, YAY!!" *tardface* *still passes STD to partner anyways* -_-

haha and I just saw that commercial too. Made me laugh :)

My cousin and I like to point out that in all of the valtrax commercials the people are always doing someting fun like moutain climbing and scuba driving and crap like that so we always say "Screw it if I get herpes at least I get to go moutain climbing"

Lol. Too bad I'll probably never get to see this most excellent ad.

yeah I hate stupid commercials like these. Kind of like all those women dancin' around and smilin' while holding a tampon. I mean get real.

I find this rather stupid. 98% of sexually active adults have one form or another of HPV (the most common STD . Did you also know 1 in 4 women have herpes? (most just never have any symptomss) ... but it can cause cancer later in life.. Therefor if youd had unprotected sex with 4 or more women or men , you prolly have herpes yourself, and it has nothing to do with being a "diseased cunthole. Condoms dont even protect you from either. "

I heard that drinking Mountain Dew and eating two twinkies makes you immune..it also makes you want to watch professional wrestling

Thumper: You make a good point. Considering the context in which the joke was made and Dan's sense of humor, I still think this piece is funny. :D Btw, nice name, you'd think there would be a Bambi or Flower on this site but it doesn't appear so. I think Twitterpated would be a pretty cool name too. :P