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lori (May 24, 2007)
I reached another big milestone in my womanhood today... There is really nothing quite like having your boobs picked up by a stranger and flopped onto a table while you watch this evil vise come down and squash them like pancakes.
lori (May 24, 2007)
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Wraith (May 24, 2007)
hehehehe.....WHAT THE? Uhmmm... Cool Background. Black is my favorite color. WHOA! Is that a BOOB?
lori (May 24, 2007)
yes it's a boobie, my boobie... about to be totally squished. This, I believe, is why women end up with their boobs hanging flat down to their belly buttons. Something should really be done to improve this medical testing.
lori (May 24, 2007)
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DeadlyBlondeArcher (edited May 24, 2007)
you got a mammogram..... lol... i had ONE, ONCE, mine were just squished from the front into my chest with this big metal thing... kind of like some sort of torture device catwoman would put batman in [except batman doesn't have BOOBS... lucky for Batman...I'll never do that again, nooooo thanks. That stainless stuff is cold... like... 'HEY, ANYBODY GOT ANYTHING THEY WANT ME TO ENGRAVE WITH MY NIPPLES' =D

Perhaps this should be the beginning of a series of paintings... how about doing one next of that horrid pap smear device that looks like a giant metal orange juicer with clamps... and for just 19.95, you also get this horrible long wire contraption that looks like a bottle brush on the end, for scraping flesh from deep inside you. and would you believe that for just 19.95 you also get this nifty swab and lab container. haha [guys have it so easy]
lori (May 24, 2007)
God is a man. I know this.
DeadlyBlondeArcher (May 24, 2007)
yes, but i'm glad of that, very glad
Sweetcell (May 24, 2007)
Men should just once get their nuts put in one of these things, then maybe they'd understand a little. Oh, and an a@@ smear. :) Kay, I'm kinda overtired right now.

'HEY, ANYBODY GOT ANYTHING THEY WANT ME TO ENGRAVE WITH MY NIPPLES' =D
I LMAO reading this, thank God I wasn't drinking. Cindy your just damn funny. :DDDDDDDDDDD
lori (May 24, 2007)
oh, you missed the burning twat conversation... such a shame ... I deleted it all.. I decided after all that was all a bit TMI lol
Sweetcell (May 24, 2007)
Oh damn, I always miss the good stuff.

The guys will see this and say "What the hell are they talking about?" Hahahahahaha

I'm so overtired. 8}
lori (edited May 24, 2007)
screw them... all they might have to do is pass a stone, and that's not even mandatory
Sweetcell (May 24, 2007)
And you hear them "God, it's so hard."

Pass a watermelon outta yer buts, then we can talk. :)
lori (May 24, 2007)
no shit, God forbid they even get a cold
Sweetcell (May 24, 2007)
They need once to ride the red wave. ;)
Kloxboy (May 24, 2007)
Well, having a ugly lump of flesh dictate your life and make you crave sex 24-7 ain't no picnic either but yeah, you guys certainly got the short end of the stick between the 2 sexes, especially physically. Lol Red wave, if I ever experience a red wave with my plumbing, something went seriously wrong. oO

But it's good to see you girls aren't complaining and commiserating, yep, just 3 humble, angelic gals chatting it up. :)~ I kid!
davincipoppalag (May 24, 2007)
Careful Klox..it's dangerous in here..
Kloxboy (May 24, 2007)
Heh, no worries here Dave. Of course, if they all simultaneously had PMS and lived within walking distance to me, I'd probably tone it down a bit. Either way, I'm sure they know I'm just kidding :)
lori (edited May 24, 2007)
I AM an angel and don't you forget it Junoface >:P
And I always heard it was the "red tide", or "Aunt Flo's come to visit", or "the red flag's flying" or "you're on the rag"
Kloxboy (May 24, 2007)
Angel, princess, honey, hun, sweetheart, pumpkin, dear, darling, sweetie, baby, babe.....those are some manly words, aren't they? They seem to work though.

Avoid names like sweet-cheeks, honey cakes, tons of fun.....doesn't usually work out when you go that route. :)
Sweetcell (May 25, 2007)
Yeah but the red wave sounds kinda.... I dunno, less disgusting?

Hahahaha, oh you men, you do have it hard dontcha. But you still luuuvs us. :D
enjoydotcom (Oct 20, 2007)
I am 100% certain that if a man would have to had some extremities examined, (like down below) they would have invented something less sadistic loooong time ago!
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