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WTF!! Commercials....here?????

Hey Jones, I have a competition for ya! Beat yourself in the head with a rolling pin as many times as you can within a 5 minute time span. If you do a good job, you win a nap, courtesy of a concussion.

Kloxboy: That sounds fun, where do I sign up? I've always wanted a concussion.

Hey Jones, I have a competition for ya! Beat yourself in the head with a rolling pin as many times as you can within a 5 minute time span. If you do a good job, you win a nap, courtesy of a concussion.

HAHAHAHA

Punky: To sign up, you must write an X on your forehead (preferably with a Sharpie) and run into a wall forehead first. Repeat this process until your forehead is a dark shade of purple, only then will you be officially sighed up for the competition. Good luck. :)

sigh... we all must go through this 2draw initiation process... it can be so hurtful
next, "jones", you're going to have to draw so we can all have a good laugh, and then if Marcello thinks there's any hope for you, he will memo you with further instructions

we all must go through this 2draw initiation process

not exactly. See, not everyone makes an account apparently for the sole purpose of advertising their own website. He has identified himself as being the "webmaster" of that site, and since the site includes contests of all kinds I wouldn't be surprised if he's just made this exact kind of post on any other forum site he could find. Essentially, this is spam.

There is no such thing as a 2draw initiation, it's just that some people (who want to participate in the site) go about it the wrong way and end up getting yelled at often by doing something they would have known not to do simply by reading the rules more carefully or by using better judgement, while others (such as the original poster) seem to believe forums make excellent free billboards and have no intention of participating in the site afterward.


in fact, that's exactly what's happened. Less than a minute of searching on google showed that jones has posted this -exact- same message word for word on other forums sites as well (example 1, example 2) and has also on those other sites made no other posts besides that and made absolutely zero effort to participate in those sites either.

I once broke my nose, do I get a prize?

And Panda I totally agree, as Poppa said commercials? If we wanted to join a contest Jones we'd be more inclined if it was mentioned by someone we know, a reasonable source. As it is, I think you won't find many people participating and this thread closed quite quick. But hey you started up some fun on a gloomy rainy day, so I thank you.

Did you know I can rub my nose and the broken pieces of cartiledge click together. Grose fun. :)

While I was reading through this thread, I laughed, then I reached for the keyboard to type a reply, and I ended up knocking my plate of brownies on the floor.
THIS THREAD KILLED MY BROWNIES D:< Sheesh.

But anyways, if you come here trying to advertise, you're just going to get laughed at :c

Oh no, precious delicious brownies paid the price because of a spammer, he should be sued.

Oh! I broke my nose once too! I was walking down the path and then I fell on my face. That was when I was in kindergarten though, and for weeks I had to have funny thick yellow cream smeared all over my nose so it didn't get infected and the other kids wouldn't sit next to me.

I was not being serious

OH, one last thing about the sign up process for the "concussion competition", you must have someone take pictures and/or record you doing the signed up, very important. Post them on this thread.

Well damn, I guesse my nose don't count. It happened when I was younger by hitting it on the corner of a medicine cabinet, hard. Darn it.

If I could record it I'd let you hear it clicking. _{click, click, click}

Oh Xiau, your brownies, oh the precious brownies. WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE BROWNIES!

Hey guys, good news, I won first prize in the concussion competition. It was tough, but I pulled through and I won. I will try to get pictures up soon.
Nobody can smash their head like I can. Nobody.

And Rina, I'm so sorry for your loss. :c

Awesome, you should definitely post some pictures Punky. Maybe you'll end up in the "concussion hall of fame". :P

We need ribbons.

And I should at least get an honorable mention.

Hey, isnt there already a contest bored on this very websight? A contest is a compatition... amiright? ZOUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Spam irratates the hell out of me. It never fails how deep it can get. UGGGGGG