" Can you believe i work at a bank? Me, at a bank does that sound fucked or what? It's all this convuluted bank bull-shit you know-i.e. i gotta wear a tye. But you know me i wear a tye that's like a little crazy, like this piano keys tye. So when people walk in it's like: WHOA HO! WHAT'S HE DOING IN A BANK? First thing in the morning, people give me shit--that's how i know my days begun. i'm sorry sir, your signature just isn't good enough. It's just not holding up, i've been watching it deteriorate for months. You're loosing it guy and it shows. Oh, i'll take your check around and show it to people, but not so they'll authorize it, but so they can have a good laugh. Sir, were you aware that you were gross? Did you know your check smelt? i look at him and it's like: WHO WOULD FUCK YOU? At nights, i'm crazy. Some nights i go crazy, some nights i get crazy. i'm the king of the clubs, i go back and fourth. Hey Koscow, how's it going man? Fuck the bank i work for, fuck the bank. Hey Bam, nice hair see you England. Fuck the bank i work for, fuck the b-b-b-b-bank. i'm sorry Ms. Iverson, i just can't fit my lunch hour into the tight perimeters you set. To me a lunch hour isn't an hour, it's a state of mind. i'm sorry, i can't help it if it's welfare check day and they'll be hobbling in in droves. Don't blame someone who has a job. Why don't you blame the people who can't hold down jobs, but take cabs all the time anyway? i look at Ms. ManyThroats and it's like: WHO WOULD FUCK YOU? She should be bisexual, it would increase her chances. Someday, i'll go crazy. i'll eat pancakes on her grave. Fuck my diet--fuck the bank i work for, fuck the bank. i'll be quitting soon, fuck the bank, fuck the b-b-b-b-bank."

that apple shit was tired, so i just did this.