Hey dave, I'll give you $5.00 if you show us your man boobs.

Hmmm $5...hmmm ...gotta think on that.. not sure I can handle having all that money at one time.. hmmm .

OK, how about I throw in a nice Casio and this brand new pack of #2 school pencils?

...the temptation...damn....I dunno...hmm ...shit...what to do.. what to do.....

*holds forearm up, drags the Casio watch across it to make the cheap plastic look more alluring* come on now..... think about it....CASIO......huh? Right?...nice huh?

Jeez... a real Casio??? Is it the one with the digital numbers????

You know it.... *pushes forearm closer, wiggles watch* ....yeah....you wan't it...you know it....

....both manboobs?...at the same time?... all in one picture?.....Casio..eh? ......

OK listen...I don't think you're ready for this kind of thing Dave. I'm sorry...I'm just gonna have to pass this time. Tell ya what..come back in a couple of years an we'll see, huh? (crazy kid anyway)

jeez..I never get to play with the grownups...shucks...I really liked that watch, too....

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good thing I didn't post the picture then

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good thing I didn't post the picture then

So seeing Dave wearing a Casio with his man boobs showing smoking a camel as Axil sticks a 5 dollar note in his trousers?

Yep, nightmares.

I don't even want to think about the pencils.