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shalalaheartattack (Aug 28, 2006)
So basically I used cucumber-melon shaving cream on my armpits and then proceeded to go around telling everyone that my armpits were cucumber-melony fresh. And then I wonder why people think I'm on crack. This was a quick one, I was in that sort of mood, haha.
shalalaheartattack (Aug 28, 2006)
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eevildeeva (Aug 28, 2006)
I wouldn't think you were on crack. People on crack usually don't have cucumber-melony fresh armpits. Actually, I don't know quite what that smell is that crackheads have, but it's definitely not anything nearly as nice as cucumber-melon. ;)
DeadlyBlondeArcher (edited Aug 28, 2006)
Some people on crack eat grass on the side of the road when they're pulled over by the highway patrol, I know this for a fact. The best use for shaving cream that I have found is to have kindergarten age children clean their desks with it. It's not only fun, it's sanitary. (unless there are those few children that like to eat it, you have to watch that... although..., if it's cucumber melon, I don't think that will be a problem) Do not, however, attempt this with 3rd grade and above. They find their own, ingenius uses for it. Being a substitute teacher can be hell, I'm telling you.
shalalaheartattack (Aug 28, 2006)
Haha. When I was in kindergarten they gave me shaving cream to clean my desk. It's the only thing I remember from kindergarten. I used to draw pictures in it. It WAS fun.

*hugs* For being a substitute teacher. I filled in as a teacher's helper once, for a group of first graders. That was hellacious. One little boy had the attention span of a flea, and ate chalk. We decided that he either had a calcium deficiency, or Pica.
DeadlyBlondeArcher (Aug 28, 2006)
ha... I did it for years, I loved it. Sometimes I think about doing it again, just for the fun of it. I got in trouble for teaching a class to make paper airplanes... I got sent to the principle's office everytime I substituted... it was almost as bad as when I was in school myself. :)
KuteDymples (Aug 29, 2006)
Have you ever eaten cucumber and melons together? I haven't. I don't think it would taste good. This picture sure did conjur up some interesting comments. Cute picture by the way. When I was a crack head, my armpits still smelled good! :-)
shalalaheartattack (Aug 29, 2006)
I tend to think that I prefer my cucumbers and melons eaten separately, as well.
Thanks. :D
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