"you crapped on my heart,
It was preceded by a fart,
damn nearly torn me apart,
I should've know'd from the start
that you'd crap on my heart.

now my hearts covered in poo,
I didn't know thats what you'd do,
I've got a half a mind to sue
why couldn't you just use the loo?" (british term for bathroom)

see, now I'm all covered in shit,
and I'm about to throw a fit,
why couldn't you find somewhere better to sit,
when you whipped off yer kit" (kit being british slang for clothes...i think)

so when you decided to ditch,
you pulled off yer gitch,
on my chest a loaf you did pitch....
goddamnit, you're a nasty bitch!!!"

LMFAO!!!! That was great. hahaha!!

Sure..go with the Rap and not the melody..

No no no...I began laughing my ass off while I was reading yours Dave...then it just kept going as I read kejoco's HAHA!!!!

Hahaha. Awesome.

Ok Ok...you do the lyrics and I'll go get my Wallyworld guitar..

HA HA!! Are you some kind of fuckin genius? :)

one more verse and i've got a fucking song!!!
WOOOOOO!!!!
partially credit to you for the idea.

Lol...will this be the (you knew this was coming.......)...turd verse?

and for a chorus between verses: You crapped on my heart, I guess you have heard, so instead of your love, I got me a turd...

most fun I've had here in a long time.

The first 2draw song is to be about poo...?

No, it's about love.

Ohhhhh I even got a title now! "Your Fecal Heart"

lol fecal...fickle

BRAVO, I SAY!!!
Now just cut n paste it all into one post please. :)

And don't forget to put the chorus in between the verses! We ain't payin them backup singers to just stand there!