Hi everyone. This is my first time in the forum and I already like to draw. This is a perfect site in which I enjoy so much because drawing is my favorite thing to do.

Then you're in the right place. Welcome..

Dave is like the "by the baskets WalMart Greeter of 2draw"

Yep..I am..Welcome to Wally World

This basket has a bum wheel, and there's sticky stuff all over the handle. I need a different one, please.

You mean those annoying people at the front doors who smile vacuously at you and tell you to have a nice day? Oh yeah, that's Poppa. X).

Hi nappa, nice name.

Hi.

The annoying ones? No, I mean the ones in the greasy blue aprons that step in front of you and smile denturely like and insist on speaking to you when you're in a really big hurry and in a bitchy mood and you obviously don't want to be in Wal-Hell to begin with. Oh yeah, hi.

Ahh, well aren't both describing Dave?

Of course I wasn't saying Dave is an annoying old denture bearing person, whatever gave you that idea? I don't think he even owns a blue apron. I was just saying he's nice enough to be there to say hello when the rest of us are too lazy and rude to be polite.

edit: he's also good-natured enough to let me pick on him like this

Oh, I never meant that either Cindy, nope, I didn't, and I stand by what I say now not what I said then or what will be said in the future. however what I may say may be what I might say which in this case means not what I've said.

See, I can be a lawyer and you can be a politician and we can take over the world!!!!
only... thang is, see, if I smoke something I WILL inhale it. :)

I think that's why my brains have been a little off since highschool ;)

...Welcome to 2Draw...have a nice day...alligator clips are in aisle 18 next to the Midol family size jars.

Midol, now there's something I need right about now..... or was that beer?

That would be past the Geritol and the Depends, right?

I'm sorry ma'am..we have to charge you for bending the wheel on that carriage...

you guys >_>;;;;;

anyway, welcome :3 enjoy.

msnappa..that last is from Mai.. you have to do whatever she says..cuz she's a mod. She doesn't ask for much back except the occasional cookie.. and a hug.. ((Mai))<like this

Rawrrr give me cookies \(*[]*)/

*gives cookies to Mai* Will you st stop t t torturing me n now?!

Welcome Nappa. I'm warning you that you are getting yourself into a hell of a mess, but it is a good mess that will never need to be cleaned up, unlike this puke in aisle 3. DAVE!!!!!!!!!

*shoots you with torture laser eye beams while eating the cookie* AAAHAHAHAh..
aw man, now I'M getting sucked into the off-topic-ness :|

i'm the greeter..I don't mop puke. We have illegal immigrants under 15 for that here at Wally World

Wellgogetonethanbeforeitstinksupthewholeplacesobadthatnoonewillshophereandyouwillbeoutofworkbecause...*rants on*

Ok... The whole *does something retarded in between the little stars* thing is wearing thin.

gosh. did Thin agree to this?

How much will they charge to remove your head from these rungs between the basket and the baby seat thing, here? *whistles and snaps fingers* "over here, boys!"

The ladder rung? Someone answer it!!

They'll answer it as quickly as they do the phone in electronics here. Have a seat, take off your coat, put your dentures in that jar over there. You're gonna be here a while.

...dentures..hmmm I had em...hmm where are those dadgum things...hmmm

how forgetful you old.... the young chick in jewelry or the old bag in crafts will know, remember?

What did I come in here for?..

the ugly girl that works in hardware? but she knows about the others, so you can just go home now.

Random randomness, oh the randomness......

Is it creepy that after a while everyone who works at Wallmart begins looking alike. Pod people, beware the Wallmart pod people, they'll happily lower their prices and smile at you as they take your money, your life and your soul.......

You people make me puke with your off-topic discussions. *pukes*

Clean up in aisle 3..... Clean up in aisle 3......

O.O Lots of words!!!! Cooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi person with no icon (I'm too lazy to look up for your name)

I'll get the mop.

Nightmare is an illegal immigrant! lol!

I'm hoping that you're gunna draw porn. Otherwise its a waste of my time to even post here.