I bet a million dollars that neither one of you can eat 5 crackers in one minute and swallow all of it without any water.

you just know I am out of crackers.....damn.

You can't do it, anyway, it isn't possible, but you can draw a really cool picture, I see one up there.

cindy, I thought it was supposed to be 6 crackers...
either way, no one is doing it

unsalted soda crackers in case some one wants to try

I like this, it reminds me of clip art :D

Can we just try 4 and see what happens? Nice piece. Very much like clip art, now there's a job I'd like.

I think it's 5 crackers (salted or not) (I don't believe I've ever seen anybody get past 4... but I'd say 5 just to be safe and keep your money in your pocket) You're right, nobody's gonna do it, can't be done.

I keep expecting some cartoon characters to come bopping down the street in this picture.

I know. I keep watching that arched doorway, thinking any minute now someone interesting is going to come flyin' out of it...I'll just sit here and wait until you've mastered some animation program. Okay?

You guys can't see the animation? Well, he does come out of the arched doorway after a long day at his desk, walks across the street and into his apartment building. He takes the elevator to the top floor then climbs the one flight of stairs to the rooftop. There he has his watering can and lovingly tends to his flowers. After watering and removing some dry petals he stands at the edge of the rooftop for a while, watching the others in the city as they finish their days. As the sun drops behind the buildings in the west and the lights in the buildings begin to glow he heads back down the stairs and to the elevator. Hungry but not wanting to return to his apartment to face eating another microwaved supper, he leaves out the front door and goes around the corner to his favorite tavern where he orders a Belgian beer and eats pretzels from the bowl on the bar.

Oh. I was thinking more like a little round fat man toppled off the roof while watering the flowers, bounced a couple of times, and then got flattened by a steam roller.

that happens in episode two.