I want to pinch the bridge of his nose until he gets mad and tells me to stop, and then just keep pinching it anyway until he tries to hit me, and then I'd break it to teach him not to try to hit me and I can do whatever I want.
Then he has to go out and wash the car for good measure.
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Then he has to go out and wash the car for good measure.