Lego Phil was a peasant who traveled the lands of New York. He begged alot, and smelled of garbage, along with a slight odor of cabbage. He was often found wondering near manure piles near the royal barn, a small coffee cup in his hand. Being bald, Phil alwaays had to take care of his head from getting sunburnt from the hot days he spent begging. To take care of this, Phil used the manure in the royal horse stalls to cover his head and protect it from the sun's rays, which often led to him being called a shithead.


True story.