the barn has pubic hair on his head, and cletus has a faucet attached to his side like a colostomy bag, but it leaks poisonous spores. spores so potent they kill the sun. the barn his is best friend. leaking his spores so close to those mushrooms spawned him a son named klatom (whom he will never meet) who has a mushroom body and flower hands. such delicate hands got klatom a job at a perfume brewery down on an island in the southeast pacific ocean. he likes coconuts and jojobas.