Enough of this feeling shitty BS. The stories not done yet.
"Look, Alex, just because you were born with broken beer bottles for hands doesn't mean you can go around stabbing customers that get on your nerves. It's a huge insurance problem to keep you working at toys r us. Plus, your red teeth are frightening the childeren even more then the sight of their stabbed parents. Ever consider getting them laser whitened?"

P.S. For no apparent reason the pressure sensitivity of the applet stopped working for the majority of this picture and started back up once I switched from black and white to color. Any idea why that would be?